The Barefoot, Fighting Genius!

[doitintheforest-deactivated2014]

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[1:35] hA yeah did you even see the look on that grunt’s face when I unveiled my fashionable disguise it was like[1:36] where’s Petrel? Who this sexy lady in front of me?? Is she Petrel??! SHE PETREL!

[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

[1:38] uh… sorry I missed that, sir. [1:40] well don’t leave me hanging WHAT HAPPENED NEXT???

[doitintheforest-deactivated2014]

[1:43] I’ll TELL ya what happened next! I was all “HA you piteous peon, you fell for it” and all the other grunts laughed at him [1:44] cause hey ya know

[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

[1:45] poor guy... [1:46] I probably would've laughed too

[doitintheforest-deactivated2014]

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[1:35] hA yeah did you even see the look on that grunt’s face when I unveiled my fashionable disguise it was like[1:36] where’s Petrel? Who this sexy lady in front of me?? Is she Petrel??! SHE PETREL!

[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

[1:38] uh... sorry I missed that, sir. [1:40] well don't leave me hanging WHAT HAPPENED NEXT???

[flashflameflare-deactivated2014]

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[10:54]: I’m just not sure what is even happening right now.

[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

[10:56]: Same here I mean what was up with that guy on the news anyway?

[railwayeclipse]

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♣: a text not meant for you

[00:21]Emmet, did you misplace my notes for Saturday’s memorandum? Tell me the truth.[00:29]Wait sorry

[00:30]Whose number is this?

[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

[00:32] Uhh your cousin?

[00:34] Wait you’re not him WHO IS THIS?

[00:35] Sorry I meant to say have a nice evening.

[rocket-thief-archive]

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hey kid, i bet i cuold beat ur machmamp in an armwrestlngg match, what do oyu say?

[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

I say you must be drunk. Reallyyyy drunk.

[stuffofoddities]

Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.

[railway--helios]

stuffofoddities:

Lumped these all together for ease of reblogging:

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[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

About 10 minutes left of TMI Tuesday for me... Anyone want Maylene to send them anything in her last minutes few minutes of TMI glory?

[roarked-up]

✘

[Text received 23:09]

a loofah scrub sounds wonderful! be there in 10 mins ;)))))

[Text received 23:10]

maylene for the record i dont even know what a loofah is

disregard that message

[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

[Text received 23:12]

for the record neither do I… and am pretty sure I don’t want to.

[archrocket-deactivated20131202]

❅

"Hmm, I have just the gift for you." Walks away, and comes back with a bag full of coal. "Marry Christmas"

[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

"Oooh, thanks! Merry Christmas!"

She lifts the bag full of coal over her shoulders and starts running up the nearest hiking trail in the spirit of Christmas training.

[frommemetoyou]

Send me a symbol to recieve the following from my muse

Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ♔ for an angry text

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

Send ☏ for a vague text

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

Send ✺for a saucy text

Send √ for a long winded confessing text 

Send ☠ for misguided advice

Send ☢ for a desperate text

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

[hikaripng]

❅

"I don’t know you that well but I heard your signature Pokemon is this little guy. So I hope you like it!"

[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

"Oh wow, I love it! Thank you so much!"

[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

I hope I don't make any of you feel uncomfortable by sending those TMI messages... I've never done this before so I hope I'm doing it right. ;w;

True fact though I'm laughing my head off at the answers! XD

[rp-memes]

Send me a ♥ You'll get a peck on the lips and i'll tell you:

Our muse’s ship name.

If i ship the ship

If the muse ships the ship.

If i think they would get married

And if the muse thinks they would get married

[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

¬_¬

"If you ever get the chance to pinch a Pikachu’s cheeks do it! I promise it will be the most thrilling experience of your life."

[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

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"Never try to butter your toast while holding the knife with your toes. It takes forever to master, and it honestly isn’t worth the effort."

[ask-fancy-titan-eren-deactivate]

Send a "¬_¬" for some bad advice from my muse!!

[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

Meeting the Master (Maylene & Marshal)

[eyebrowfighter-blog]

Marshal had been middle of training in the forest section of Victory Road, his Sawk and Throh be his side as the three looking for any opponents. The lush greenery and brisk forest air carried by the wind, felt great to Marshal ad his pokemon. The nature was always of calming presence to him, making it easier for him to deeply focus on his mediation or training. 

“It’s so peaceful here. Even the wild pokemon seem more docile than normal. I wonder if something happened."  He said to himself out loud, carrying his Sawk on his shoulders. Throh following behind the two.

They nearly walked into the cave portion of Victory Road before stopping, the three  hearing someone else was walking nearby. Curiosity and boredom winning his actions over, he waited to see who was coming by. He wondered if it was just  another trainer trying to head towards the League. It almost excited him a little, especially if the trainer was strong.

Needing to control his excitement he began to lift his Sawk and Throh, using the very unorthodox exercise to ease the adrenaline coursing through his veins. He was surprised to see who he saw.

 ”Aren’t you  a Gym Leader? I think from Sinnoh?” Well this was an interesting turn of events. 

[alwaysbarefootmaylene-blog]

Maylene came to a stop immediately when she saw Marshal. The little girl in her just about died from excitement while in reality her jaw dropped and she couldn't say anything for a few seconds.

First of all, Marshal was standing right in front of her. Second, he seemed to know who she was somewhat. And third, Marshal was standing right in front of her and talking to her.

"Oh! Uh, y-yes! My name i-is Maylene, and I run the Veilstone Gym." she finally answered with full introduction, complete with stuttering. She then pinched herself to make sure it was all real, and to her absolute delight it was. A grin appeared on her face just before she spoke again.

"I know I probably don't look it, but I specialize in fighting types like you do, Mr. Marshal, and I really look up to you-- uh, no pun intended..." she explained eagerly and trailed off for a moment after saying an awful pun by mistake.

"S-so I came to Unova in hopes of getting to see you, and it's really an honor to actually meet you!" the little pinkette finally finished, but was still beaming as she stared up at him. Maylene hoped she hadn't freaked him out with her enthusiastic talking, but she was just so happy to finally meet him that she couldn't contain her joy like she usually could.