Demons. Magic. Tea. That's who I am.

"Welcome to my Humble Home. Make yourself comfy, but stay out of my study. Okay?" ((Indie RP blog for my OC, Jon Soki. Mun and Muse are of both 21. Smut RPs are a no go.))

[alwaysjonsoki]

Office Hours are Over

//Offline, Good night guys. Like if I owe or if you want a starter

[alwaysjonsoki]

+1

JS sat in his office, checking his phone, business was absolutely dead lately. Maybe that extended vacation was a bad idea?

[alwaysjonsoki]

//gonna go through my follows and clear out some inactive ones. Like this for a starter and I’ll get one started when I get done!

[alwaysjonsoki]

//Passwords?

Is this a new thing in the RP community on tumblr? i’m so lost. You can tell I’m from the old days I suppose...

[alwaysjonsoki]

Like for a starter? Trying to get back into the swing of things

[alwaysjonsoki]

"Sigils for days."

JS gave the strange text an odd look before responding:

-Who this?-

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Unusual questions for your muse

🛌- Does your muse prefer to sleep under many layers of blankets or only under a few? 🎀- Does your muse like to accessorize? What are their favorite pieces of accessories? 🎐- Does your muse like to collect/hoard anything? 🛋- Does your muse like to have company over? 📱- Is your muse the “oversharing” type? 🐰- Does your muse prefer soft, plush textures or smooth and glossy textures? 💎- Is your muse drawn to things that sparkle? 🔖- Is your muse a daydreamer? What do they tend to think about? Have they ever caught themselves while lost in thought? 📰- Does your muse like to read the news? 📇- Is your muse a gossiper? 🕹- What does your muse do to occupy themselves when bored? 🏚- Does your muse like to explore dangerous places? 🌋- Has your muse done something stupid and not regret it? ⛪️- Does your muse enjoy attending churches they don’t belong to? 🛣- Is your muse considered a wanderer? 🐺- Would your muse consider themselves a lone wolf or a social butterfly? 🤝- Does your muse forgive others easily? 🖖- What “Fandoms” would your muse belong to? 🎖- Does your muse enjoy praise? 🎟- Do they like “so bad it’s good” movies? 🎠- Does your muse like amusement parks/carnivals/festivals? 🏝- Could your muse survive on an uninhabited island all by themselves?

[vigileslamia]

HELLSING ULTIMATE ABRIDGED Quote Game/Meme

Send in one of the following quotes from HUA to get my muse’s reaction!

There! I took the fucking shot! She’s dead! There’s blood everywhere!

Okay, Christ, fine, I’ll help you. But only ‘cause you’ve got nice tits.

Hey, (name)! (name)! This is awesome! You should totally join in! Seriously, there’s like 40 zombies in here! Just one shot in the head and they explode! Just like House of the Dead, only like, 100 times more awesome!

Oh, fuck the hell yes.

Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath!

Oh, if it isn’t the Catholic Church! And what’s this? No Little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!

You done goofed.

…you Protestant fuck-bucket.

I’m a fuckmothering vampire!

You are reading your master’s mind! Put my head between your booooooooobs!

Oh, I’m sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone’s sucking my dick.

It’s just that I’m so agitated, because this blond little shit just strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father.

Ah, fuck it. Skull-fuckin’ for everybody!

I would do fucking anything right now to get out of this.

BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!

Oh fuck, that’s an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT’S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!

What are you gonna do? Call that one guy who can stop me? What was his name…Michael McDoesn'tExist?

Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons.

What’s wrong, demigod? Just grow back your legs! Summon up your demons! Hit me! Fight me! Give me a hug!

You know, they say TV makes you violent. But I’d say not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent!

Shut up and take my money!

Nazis~!

Master! My breasts keep getting bigger!

Jesus wants a hug!

HEYKIDSWANNASEEADEADBODY!?!

Right this way, Group B! That’s right, right in front of everybody else; you’re eighty, you’re used to it! We’re going to look at art and paintings, which I believe are also art! I dunno! I’m Cockney, I’m uncultured!

That’s right. I’m going to FUCK the fear turkey!

HEY DANDY DICK! You missed.

The fuck is this? The fuck is that?! The fuck are THOSE?!

I HAVE A FEAR OF FLYING, COFFINS, AND TIGHT SPACES!

You cheeky dick-waffle!

Zis is my favorite kind of ship — laden with blood und seamen.

Chuh-chuh-chuh-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!

Ah. The return of the “why” boner. With a vengeance.

By Jove, you fuckin’ header of a woman! You’re surrounded by fifty Nazi vampires, armed literally to the teeth, and what do you do?! You get out of your fuckin’ car, pull out your sword, cut off one of their heads, and yell “Come at me, you Kraut shits!” NO WONDER (name) wants to plow that virgin soil! I’M THINKING ABOUT GROWIN’ SOME FLOWERS MYSELF!

(thing) for days.

We were prepared for a full-on tactical assault. Instead, we got a volley of swastika-covered dipshits running dick-first into enemy territory.

Hey, if we’re killing Nazis, we’ll worship a side of bacon!

[alwaysjonsoki]

//soooooo...uh...ten months...

//Yikes. Been a while. Gonna be trying to get back into the swing of things here and there. Hopefully. Hi all!

[alwaysjonsoki]

Loki taps your shoulder "hey um..I seem to be lost, could you help me?"

JS nearly jumped at the familiar voice, turning and… Honestly not expecting and incarnation of Loki so young. “uh…With what?”

[deceiver-among-us]

“Look at the bird! Doesn’t it make you happy?” he plopped onto his bed.

[alwaysjonsoki]

JS groaned, retreating back into his covers, hoping Loki would get the hint. “I never really liked that one…”

[deceiver-among-us]

Loki seen him retreat. and saddened “i..im sorry” he got up “I’ll go”

[alwaysjonsoki]

He sighed. “No it’s fine… I’m just tired.” He said, sitting up. “A 3 am surprise visit is something I wasn’t prepared for.”

[deceiver-among-us]

“no no, i understand. I’ll take my leave”

[alwaysjonsoki]

“Nah it’s fine…” He said, getting up, walking towards the kitchen, making some grumbly noises in his tired state

[deceiver-among-us]

“I do not sleep much..I forget that humans do”

[alwaysjonsoki]

“by that logic I should be sleeping half as much…” He grumbled, working on a pot of tea.

[deceiver-among-us]

Loki sat down at the table. “Hath you seen this Chat of the Snap?” he scrolled through his home screens “or mayhaps the Birds of Anger?”

[alwaysjonsoki]

"Not much for Snapchat or Angry Birds...Thanks though." He yawned.

[alwaysjonsoki]

Loki taps your shoulder "hey um..I seem to be lost, could you help me?"

JS nearly jumped at the familiar voice, turning and… Honestly not expecting and incarnation of Loki so young. “uh…With what?”

[deceiver-among-us]

“Look at the bird! Doesn’t it make you happy?” he plopped onto his bed.

[alwaysjonsoki]

JS groaned, retreating back into his covers, hoping Loki would get the hint. “I never really liked that one…”

[deceiver-among-us]

Loki seen him retreat. and saddened “i..im sorry” he got up “I’ll go”

[alwaysjonsoki]

He sighed. “No it’s fine… I’m just tired.” He said, sitting up. “A 3 am surprise visit is something I wasn’t prepared for.”

[deceiver-among-us]

“no no, i understand. I’ll take my leave”

[alwaysjonsoki]

“Nah it’s fine…” He said, getting up, walking towards the kitchen, making some grumbly noises in his tired state

[deceiver-among-us]

“I do not sleep much..I forget that humans do”

[alwaysjonsoki]

"by that logic I should be sleeping half as much..." He grumbled, working on a pot of tea.

[box-of-memes-blog]

For every 💔 I'll give you a tip how to break my muse's heart!

[alwaysjonsoki]

+breakiitdown

"Evenin'. Can I help ya with somethin'?" @breakiitdown

[alwaysjonsoki]

Closed for the Day

Offline. Good night everyone

[alwaysjonsoki]

Loki taps your shoulder "hey um..I seem to be lost, could you help me?"

JS nearly jumped at the familiar voice, turning and… Honestly not expecting and incarnation of Loki so young. “uh…With what?”

[deceiver-among-us]

“Look at the bird! Doesn’t it make you happy?” he plopped onto his bed.

[alwaysjonsoki]

JS groaned, retreating back into his covers, hoping Loki would get the hint. “I never really liked that one…”

[deceiver-among-us]

Loki seen him retreat. and saddened “i..im sorry” he got up “I’ll go”

[alwaysjonsoki]

He sighed. “No it’s fine… I’m just tired.” He said, sitting up. “A 3 am surprise visit is something I wasn’t prepared for.”

[deceiver-among-us]

“no no, i understand. I’ll take my leave”

[alwaysjonsoki]

"Nah it's fine..." He said, getting up, walking towards the kitchen, making some grumbly noises in his tired state

[alwaysjonsoki]

Loki taps your shoulder "hey um..I seem to be lost, could you help me?"

JS nearly jumped at the familiar voice, turning and… Honestly not expecting and incarnation of Loki so young. “uh…With what?”

[deceiver-among-us]

“Look at the bird! Doesn’t it make you happy?” he plopped onto his bed.

[alwaysjonsoki]

JS groaned, retreating back into his covers, hoping Loki would get the hint. “I never really liked that one…”

[deceiver-among-us]

Loki seen him retreat. and saddened “i..im sorry” he got up “I’ll go”

[alwaysjonsoki]

He sighed. "No it's fine... I'm just tired." He said, sitting up. "A 3 am surprise visit is something I wasn't prepared for."

[alwaysjonsoki]

Loki taps your shoulder "hey um..I seem to be lost, could you help me?"

JS nearly jumped at the familiar voice, turning and… Honestly not expecting and incarnation of Loki so young. “uh…With what?”

[deceiver-among-us]

“Look at the bird! Doesn’t it make you happy?” he plopped onto his bed.

[alwaysjonsoki]

JS groaned, retreating back into his covers, hoping Loki would get the hint. "I never really liked that one..."