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@alwayslovejdepp
Big Bernie’s comin down across the alley way
Up on the podium like I hero on parade
Our future’s silhouette
He’s insubordinate
Comin at you on the count of 1,2,1-2-3-4!
His name is Bernie and you better not wear it out.
Lovable candidate that your teens preach about
King of millenials--he’s here to represent
And kill corruption in the establishment
(...should I continue?)
“If you gon do it, do it right” 😂😂😂
“I just saw on Twitter that somebody tried to shoot Donald Trump, and he missed. Fuck! How you miss? You had one job! What the fuck?! Ok, I’m not trying to promote violence like I’m not trying to say go kill Donald Trump! But I’m also not saying don’t kill him. If you gon’ do it, do it right. Shit. Don’t miss. I mean if you would’ve got locked up we would have helped you get out.”
I GET TO SEE JOHNNY PERFORM WITH THE HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES IN 1 WEEK HOLY SHIT SOMEONE PINCH ME
Quit telling me that careers in the arts are unstable ok??? i already know that….. it’s like honestly???? the recession hit us all hard ok…… news flash buddy……. even lawyers with big expensive degrees are having a hard time getting hired!!!!! if im gonna starve to death im gonna do it making art so go make some casserole or something and get out of my face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ppl who dont even like shakespeare: WOW how DARE you alter the original text these are CLASSICS have you no RESPECT, going around DESECRATING these sacred texts in the name of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!!!!!!!!
people who love shakespeare: im going to stage a production of hamlet where all the actors are dogs
THE NEW IMESSAGE LOOKS AMAZING
During the 15-hour Senate filibuster on gun control, there were 38 shootings that killed 12 people and injured 36 more across America.
That roughly translates to one shooting per every 23 minutes.
I put on my Tinder profile that I hate sports, I don’t drink beer and I’m 150% feminine all day all the time and so many guys are like…offended? One guy was like “what if the guy you like loves sports, you won’t even watch with him?” And I asked “will you wake up at 8am during fashion week to watch live streams of shows with me because that’s what I’m really interested in. And he said “I don’t really find that interesting.” And I’m like THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE ABOUT SPORTS FOR YOU OMG.
this isn’t an isolated thing. women are expected to change for men. if you don’t want to have children (ever) then someone is bound to say to you: well, what if your husband wants to have children? i was thinking about dyeing my hair & my dad says, what if the guy you’re dating doesn’t like it? we’re expected to lose weight & to dress in a certain way to appeal to men. we’re expected to be less opinionated, less assertive, less talented when competing against a man… it never fucking ends.
“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch
I feel like this needs to be Seussified.
I will bitch about heat. I will bitch about cold. I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old. I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about.
I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.
Perfection.
I love it
it’S THE ORIGINAL POST.
It only took 24 hours for Republicans to show their anti-LGBT hypocrisy
On Tuesday, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan tweeted that the targeting of the LGBTQ community in the massacre “rejects who we are as a nation — open, tolerant, free.“ On Wednesday, he was one of the leaders in the House who blocked a vote for specific LGBT rights.
Tomorrow
So the hearing has been postponed, but I’m still gonna come on tomorrow and help fuck shit up in the Depp tag. I also have seen around Depp sites that people are trying to get the hashtag #WeSupportJohnnyDepp trending throughout social media tomorrow (when the hearing would have been).
I know there’s a lot of support hashtags but I think this is the one that most people are using. So if you’re posting tomorrow, make sure you use that one ^^^^^ in the first five of your tumblr tags!
And don’t forget the #Johnny Depp tag too of course!! I’ve not been anywhere near that tag since this horse shit started but I’ve been told it’s a pretty sickening place to see so let’s clean that place up.
*let me add that this does not mean I’ll be answering any questions about this nonsense or speculating on anything. This is a support and rescue mission 😜*
“you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
When you're an adult and you see advertisements for new episodes of "SpongeBob" and "The Fairly Odd Parents"
TH HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES ARE COMING TO SUMMERFEST
I REPEAT THE HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES ARE COMING TO SUMMERFEST ON JULY 5TH.
JOHNNY DEPP PLSYS WITH THEM
I LIVE IN MILWAUKEE
IM GOING TO SUMMERFEST ON JULY 5TH WITH MY FREINDS
GUYS
I CAN’T BREATHE
IM SO EXCITED
MY IDOL
Fact #18
Before filming Sweeney Todd, each actor was given an instrumental/ backing track of the songs they had to sing. Johnny Depp was in L.A. at the time, and Helena Bonham Carter was in London. They each sang their parts of “A Little Priest” separately, and the two pieces were then combined and sent to Tim Burton and Stephen Sondheim. This was the first time either of them had heard Depp and Bonham Carter sing together.
