Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 2, Poll 52
Which grown man is more adoptable?
Sword - Phighting!
Olegsey Dushnov/Elijah Douchnov - My Student Spirit/дух моей общаги
Got the Olegsey image from last round's propaganda for him because...idk this just makes him look more like a lil fella and I like that. The propaganda people submit is often an opportunity for me to find better images than Google gives me
I promised a crackfic where Olezha and Anton adopt Scrub Daddy and the Scrub Family adopts them, if Olezha won the first round. Which he did. So here's what I currently have! It's still in progress, and I don't know yet how exactly I will stitch everything together, but god knows I've written weirder shit in my life.
I've tried to make it My Student Spirit lore compliant, but it kinda spiraled out of control. Anyway. I cannot stress this enough. This is a Scrub Daddy x DMO crossover crack fic.
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Two gods, interwoven so much they feel like one entity, have existed since before the time itself. Some call them creation and destruction. Others life and death. Chaos and balance. Ying and Yang.
The gods themselves did not burden their being with such restrictions. They are one, and they are infinite.
But infinity is… boring. It's the same in every direction. So when one planet birthed the novelty of life, they were intrigued.
The "creatures", entirely new form of matter, have captivated gods, stealing all their attention. They were changing. Themselves and everything around them. Each new "generation", each new cycle… It made the gods ponder.
If the same matter that's been scattered across the cosmos for eons can take such wonderful new forms… can't they too?
One particular "species" was even more intriguing then the others. They did not merely understand this world. They felt. And felt so much, they have willed their own gods into existence.
Their essence had become eternal. Each entity endless, changing incarnations. The humans called it "soul".
And with such concept, the ancient gods felt kinship.
They observed. But soon observing wasn't enough. They… wanted. Wanted to understand these beings, so they could learn to understand themselves.
But humans were of fragile mind. Meeting ancient gods would break them. So the gods reached out to one, the strongest one, and planted the idea in their mind.
It was both request and demand. Suggestion and a plea. They needed forms the mortals could fathom. They needed forms the mortals would not fear.
But the gods have managed to learn from humans a lot already. And amongst the things they have learned, was the concept of "fun".
And thus, Scrab Daddy and Scrub Mommy were born.
Thousands of parts, each whole on its own, each connected to gods. They spread their likeness across the world. Every day humans took them, and used them, and told them their secrets. And every single of these days was cherished by the gods.
But there were days they loved more than others. There were… humans they loved more than others. These creatures had so much love in them, the ancient beings just couldn't help but love them in return.
And, as all entities capable of love, they had to learn sorrow.
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That's all for now! Vote Olegsey Dushnov from My Student Spirit for the most adoptable grown man if you want to see the ancient gods in the form of literal kitchen sponges adopt him!
I NEED this story to continue. PLS TUMBLR let's vote Elijah in the next round 🙏🙏🙏
