"I will not Jodie Foster this kind of behavior.”

M,26, queer, stupid. Minors DNI, this page is not for you, sry. Currently balls deep in the Squid Game, Hannibal, and TADC fandom, I like to rant and reblog other people’s jokes too...

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

that’s why you should bite god and give god a nasty rash

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[anxiousjarofsass]

“Cocaine pollution gives salmon wanderlust” is a new original sentence I didn’t have on my bingo card

[depsidase]

[legsdemandias]

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

[legsdemandias]

IMO, blurring the lines between “I’m defending them because they’re right” and “I’m defending them because you’re taking this too far” is step numero uno to cutting down the very existence of fair trial and democracy–even in places where saying that might seem a little dramatic. 

Mob mentality is extremely strong in humans and it’s also extremely dangerous. Mobs don’t think things through. Mobs kill and they destroy and they can’t be reasoned with. Someone trying to calm a mob down isn’t someone defending the ~problematic party~ It’s time we re-learn that.

[azupopsicle443]

Intern Charm ,,^_^,,

[dogpuppy]

This would actually help my child after he’s seen a horror movie commercial

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[anxiousjarofsass]

Yes I play Roblox at my grown ass age…

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[treklife]

[anxiousjarofsass]

She’s so me…

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[libraford]

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

[ashestoashesjc]

[anxiousjarofsass]

Hero’s Journey: A Sequel. I actually did want to lay on my left side and required one more rotisserie spin and rubbing my feet together like the hands of a cartoonish villain to truly slumber at last.

[sn15y]

Seasons🌸🌿🍁❄️

[cedarin]

Based on:

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[m0nacrose]

Go my slop

[anxiousjarofsass]

I am also one of the shameless freaks✋🏻😔