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Feeling they/them these days. 23. Pisces. Living life like nobody don't care.I'm v cool💞🔪✨Warning this is a mobile blog.

[analogboii]

iconic of him. he must be getting ready to drop a fuckin' nuke or some shit. he WANTS people to talk about it. hes out for blood. he wants to make sure drake will never come back from this.

[inthesensethat]

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[toastbutteregg]

[abysslooksaway]

[inthesensethat]

[kira-serialfaggot]

essential retail workers during covid should qualify for the vet discount. The amount of shit I had to put up with during that whole thing was insane. Fucking went from 200 customers a day on average to like 500 but never got any backup until like 5 months into that shit

[my-friend-jade]

Sorry @kira-serialfaggot , but unfortunately we were only essential for a short, risky trial period when the upper class lifestyle was threatened.

Now that the pandemic is "over", you're a good ol' fashioned ✨unskilled laborer✨ once more! Doing the same job, with essentially the same risk of infection, but with none of the incredibly menial benefits!

Because who needs "compensation" or "insurance" when you could have a company branded mask and tiny hand sanitizer!

[psychotrope777]

holy fucking shit

[dduane]

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

[realmarysue]

BEING ALIVE IS AS SPECIAL AN OCCASION AS IT GETS.

[treecitysessions]

Exactly

[memeuplift]

[skeletonsonmars]

yeah i dual-wield

[skeletonsonmars]

love wins!!!!!!!

[winemom-culture]

[winemom-culture]

I really don’t feel like we as a society are talking enough about this

[redsparrow12]

TURN THE FUCKING AUDIO ON

[maculategiraffe]

tiny fawn, determinedly approaching the camera on wobbly legs on an empty road: mee! mee! mee! mee!

deep human voice: I'm not mama, mama's over there!

fawn, plaintively, continuing to approach: mee!

deep human voice: there, little guy! you're teeny-tiny!

fawn: (continues to approach)

deep human voice: here, let me-- we'll put you next to my coffee cup, so we can see how little you are.

fawn: (wobbles forward, lies down next to a travel coffee tumbler set down on the road. the tumbler has pictures of cute woodland creatures on it)

deep human voice: *chuckling in wonderment* ohhh, you are teeny-teeny-tiny!

[nonegenderleftpain]

Important addition - deep *Minnesotan* human voice

[racingmiku-deactivated20180707]

I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it

[dutchs-blog]

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

[helila]

[outercrasis]

Anyone have those photos of ewan mcgregor screen testing/costume fitting or whatever for obi wan before they chopped his long hair for ep 1? I need them for reasons....

[jld-az]

...we were robbed 💀

[outercrasis]

You are an angel bless you 🙏

But also I can't believe how robbed we were 😭😭

[crossroadsbishounen]

[shikiimisaki]

[assiraphales]

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

[assiraphales]

you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out

[assiraphales]

I said what I said!