Your good friend, Jade.

26 She/They pagan polyam creature of the deep. poems come out of my various orifices most days~ I don't tag often posts because it makes them look worse.

[my-friend-jade]

I guess I should pin something to my blog that actually describes me in some capacity~

Hello.

My name is Jade, because that's what I named myself. There are many like me, but this one is mine, or something.

I'm 26, Minors DNI and all that jazz.

She/They style pronouns with extra cheese.

Nonbinary/Gender-Fluid Because I wear many hats.

Bisexual on a technicality but more on the sapphic side of things.

I'm an amateur musician and digital artist who also adores writing, specifically poetry and dialogue.

I have ADHD and OCD so you're safe to be neurodivergent in my general direction. Probably several other things tbh but I got tired of trying medications so now we're just vibing.

Spiritually, I'm a Pagan Animist with more emphasis on the Animism side of things. If you want to talk shop about that DM me, I've practically written a book about it at this point.

I'm also Polyamorous because I'm far too fast and oily for one person to catch me on their own. I like when relationships feel like a community.

I'm vegetarian but I'd also choose to just eat dirt if I could survive that way. I care for a wildflower garden and will show you SO MANY pictures of it if prompted.

Thanks for stopping in, babe. Enjoy this bug I drew recently-ish.

[rythyme]

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

[rythyme]

!!! Learn From My Humiliation!!! THESE ARE THE BITCHES!!!! DO NOT FORGET THEM !!!!

[deramin2]

[miscellaneous-reblog-blog]

ID: same image with the text "I forgor." End ID

[fred-the-dinosaur]

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[kushblazer666]

[my-friend-jade]

I've said this for years

[nyquilnap]

this is all thats left of her

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[fairie-jane]

If you want a woman to have fat titties and a fat ass but can't handle the accompanying fat tummy, arms, and legs, then you are a coward and your bloodline will not survive the winter.

[captain-price-returns]

[my-friend-jade]

Why is it when I put the "ea" in "great" it's fine, but if I put an "ea" in "grapes" and drop the e it sounds like greeps in my brain.

I hate this fucking country.

[sleepymermaidgirlfriend]

I wish reverse plural people existed like one self but multiple bodies

[wolfysys]

So like... A hive mind?

[my-friend-jade]

Yeah sure hive-mind whatever but if you actually view them as an individual, it raises interesting biological questions.

If an individual is composed of two bodies with opposing genitalia, are they intersex? I've always defined intersex as individuals born with organs, hormones, or chromosomes that don't fit the typical definitions of male or female. If a hive-being is born as two individuals, does sex not apply here? Are they sexless or sexed by the sum of their parts?

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[my-friend-jade]

I will never accept that wireless connections are as good as wired connections.

I don't want to turn Bluetooth on, hold down a button until something flashes, type in a code, and wait for the connection to establish.

I want to put the fucking plug in the port and just... HAVE IT WORK. UGH.

[5luv]

there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

[5luv]

you cannot make this shit up

[5luv]

free our girl dorothy

[damnalreadytakenurl]

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[sonichedgeblog]

Artwork of Sonic with a Special Stage ring, released in 2025 on the Sonic Channel accounts. It was released to celebrate ‘Sonic 3’.

[my-friend-jade]

"Alright loser, get in the orb dimension."

[dumpstoievski]

the hero's journey themed blowjob

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels