will byers stan first human second
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Mike Driver
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
JVL
izzy's playlists!
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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we're not kids anymore.
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Love Begins
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
#extradirty
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$LAYYYTER
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@alysculinarychaos
HI!
Welcome to my blog, where you get to learn the wild, out of context shit my friends and I say during our time at culinary school!
And to reach my main account, follow @alysinwonderland-at-tea
See you soon!!!
The Friend Group
Alys💜
Rathaway💚
Aaron🧡
Javier💙
Austin💯
Sam 🍃💨
Lane 🙀
Kiet 🍆
The Professors
Chef J🥩
Chef M🕰
Professor S🍷
Chef D 🥘🦪
Chef H 😁
Chef W📱
As a culinary student I THINK I DESERVE TO LISTEN TO YES CHEF FOR FREE (ya know... for educational purposes 👀)
My attempt at tuiles for my final exam in 2 weeks
"It's too expensive to die."
- Kiet 🍆
"Damn, guess I'll live forever then."
- Alys 💜
"What are you without AI?"
- Chef 📱
"The superior human being?"
- Alys 💜
"Would you pay $20 for a single strawberry?"
- Alys 💜
"That is the most influencer bullshit I've ever heard."
- Rathaway 💚
"Nice balls."
- Sam 🍃💨
"Come on!"
- Lane 🙀
~five minutes later~
"Nice balls."
- Chef H😁
"Really?!"
- Lane🙀
"I have been trying to loose weight."
- Alys 💜
"You know what makes people loose weight? Drugs."
- Aaron 🧡
"Copious amounts of Cocaine?"
- Alys 💜
"Hell yeah."
- Aaron 🧡
"... Do you think random people hear our conversation and think 'Oh, that's a culinary student'?"
- Alys 💜
"Probably."
- Aaron 🧡
"Do you think Austin's a top or a bottom?"
- Rathaway 💚
"Bottom."
- Alys 💜
"Bratty bottom."
- Aaron 🧡
"Or sub top."
- Rathaway 💚
If you give a mouse a cookie... Secret Panel HERE 🍪 tapas.io/episode/3749362
How i feel RN
-Mod Alys
"One more rear end joke and you're walking."
- Aaron 🧡
"Then it'll be your rear end getting railed.'
- Alys 💜
"Jesus, you can't say that!"
-Hartley 💚
"That's why I don't take the C-Train."
- Alys 💜
"I was robbed on the C-Train."
- Will 🍳
"Oh my god, what did they take?"
- Nicole 🌮
"Eggs."
- Will 🍳
"Eggs? E-G-G-S?"
- Nicole 🌮
"Yeah."
- Will 🍳
"And that is why I don't take the C-Train"
- Alys 💜
"I'm having a rough day with my balls."
- Will 🍳
"Can we please stop talking about balls?"
- Alys 💜
"You don't like hearing about balls?"
- Will 🍳
"Oh Alys, you're a very sweet girl, but sometimes I wonder what goes on in your head."
- Chef🥘🦪
"Don't worry. I don't know half the time either."
- Alys💜
I love that a majority of college is bullshitting your way through projects. It's great practice for real life.
"I can't believe I'm not on the quote board yet! That's bullshit."
- Aidan💛
"That's it, that's the quote."
- Alys💜
mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute
me when i fucking get you
no more fandom tags on this post please just admire the weasel
