alyssia

pronounced: uh-liss-uh | they/she | locational astrologer for liberation of the land | drunk astrology host | lifeworker

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the paradox

when i was little and in the woods, my life was in the computer. my friends were in the computer.

now living in a city as an adult, I'm using bone scraps to make broths, tallow to make soap and cookies. I hang my herbs to dry. I deal with all the complexities of a fussy basil plant.

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my spotify wrapped (astrology edition)

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Giving Toebean!

GIVING TOE BEAN!

So the “al gore rhythm” hates fundraising but loves cute animals, so today our fluffy friends get to put their paws up for a good cause. We’re #givingtoebean on #givingtuesday to support my health, wellbeing, and survival costs.

As someone who has been doing movement work for most of my life (15 years), I need my community to step up and support me in a time of medical and financial crisis. I need to get to 23K to save my teeth, which is an urgent need at this moment.

Check out my GFM for more info: https://gofundme.com/f/alyssias-survival-fund and if you’d like to post your animal friends to support me & shout me out please do!!! If you need a sample caption, just lmk and I’ll send you one.

Toe bean credit: boots the cat

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finally it has happened to me right in front of my face and I just can not hide it

even though all this health stuff is hell and I am truly going through it. I *finally* pulled a love horary where I'm in the 5th house instead of the 12th house and we take our wins where we can

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advice for sag season

aries - be gay right now

gemini - be gay and something else for the month

taurus - be gay consistently

cancer - have the gay surround you timelessly

leo - be gay and LOUD

virgo - give yourself small portions of gay throughout the day

libra - be gay decisively at least 3 times a day

scorpio - always be doing a gay thing without anyone knowing

sagittarius - be gay with confetti poppers to share the gayness

capricorn - be gay like it's a mineral you desperately crave

aquarius - be gay all the time but amplify the gayness to keep people on their toes

pisces - exude gayness from your pores

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the planets in your chart getting ready for the runway

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Hi y'all!

My name is Alyssia, I'm an astrologer, organizer, and lifeworker based in the Bay Area. I specialize in locational astrology and local space astrology - and have used my astrological practice to build a relationship to the nature and the land.

I practice a blend of traditional astrology and modern astrology, and have a certification in the fixed stars. I'm a former student of Sam Reynolds and a graduate and former staff person at the Portland Astrology school.

I use astrology as a tool to fight capitalism and a way to build deeper connection with nature and the stars.

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I'm a long time organizer (15 years) who recently moved to the Bay Area and became an organizing director for a local housing org. I was let go from my position in mid-September in the midst of a medical/dental crisis.

I'm organizing a raffle to raise funds and the prizes include life coaching, jewelry, handmade silk pillow cases, a custom crochet blanket, books, and astrology readings. If you, or someone you know, would be interested in participating, please share!

Raffle can be found here: https://forms.gle/xmD3kBftCXeVBit16

Gofundme can be found here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/alyssias-survival-fund

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I truly cannot believe I'm back on this site where I cannot show my female presenting nipples