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me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!

flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt

transcription: Person holding plain waffle: Perfect! 1st person while pouring a bucket of syrup onto his waffles, shouting: SYYYYYYRUUUUUUPPPPP!!!! Second person, in a darkly amused voice: How does it feel, ten seconds, after recording that tiktok? [couple seconds of tense silence] When the cameras aren’t rolling. When it’s just you. Alone. Surrounded by syrup. [long pause] Who cleans all that? Is it you? Do you wipe the countertop, scrub it hard, I presume? And all that on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees, on all fours, and wipe endlessly? Bowed down, like you’re worshiping some god? [pause] One who certainly doesn’t look kindly on you. When you try to get up, from those impossibly sticky floors, does your body stay? As if trapped in hell? [pause] I hope so.

aqua-regia009

The Birth of Venus (2021) - Guillermo Lorca

fadedlovemp3

Have You Ever Tried to Enter the Long Black Branches by Mary Oliver

Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn

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trickytwitch

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

flanneldragon

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

toxic-jupiter

nizariat

“If someone asked me “What are the signs of love?” I would have said without hesitation, It’s the familiarity and the removal of cost, And to find yourself not having to lie, and the embarrassment removed between you two, and see yourself acting in your nature without trying to be something else so she likes you, And that you two keep silent and the silence gets delicious, And that one of you two talk and listening gets delicious.”

— Mustafa Mahmoud