me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!
flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt

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me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!
flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt
transcription: Person holding plain waffle: Perfect! 1st person while pouring a bucket of syrup onto his waffles, shouting: SYYYYYYRUUUUUUPPPPP!!!! Second person, in a darkly amused voice: How does it feel, ten seconds, after recording that tiktok? [couple seconds of tense silence] When the cameras aren’t rolling. When it’s just you. Alone. Surrounded by syrup. [long pause] Who cleans all that? Is it you? Do you wipe the countertop, scrub it hard, I presume? And all that on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees, on all fours, and wipe endlessly? Bowed down, like you’re worshiping some god? [pause] One who certainly doesn’t look kindly on you. When you try to get up, from those impossibly sticky floors, does your body stay? As if trapped in hell? [pause] I hope so.
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Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
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me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too
“If someone asked me “What are the signs of love?” I would have said without hesitation, It’s the familiarity and the removal of cost, And to find yourself not having to lie, and the embarrassment removed between you two, and see yourself acting in your nature without trying to be something else so she likes you, And that you two keep silent and the silence gets delicious, And that one of you two talk and listening gets delicious.”
— Mustafa Mahmoud
fuck hot weather and anybody that loves it
When the weather is hot and sticky that’s no time dunk your Dicky but when the frost is on the pumpkin that’s the time for Dicky Dunking!!
Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.
imagine a burger saying this haha
Sometimes you just gotta quit being a pussy and throw down
from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy.
me, very serious and making intense eye contact with my pet: I Will Lay Down My Life For You, I Would Kill A Man For You, Do You Understand?
pet: :/