Alyx :)

(rp/gimmick blog!)

[alyx-vance-official]

Are you one of them queers🤨🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈⁉️ (dw diva, I’m one too)

i am, so is everyone in the resistance 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[alyx-vance-official]

For the record I don’t think you know what a dog looks like.

— @hl2-freeman

hey! I do!

if this isn't what a dog looks like then idk what to believe anymore

[aperture-hr-official]

() (@alyx-vance-official, this is what a dog looks like. D0G was in the same rough shape as one for a while but at this current moment in time he’s more akin to a gorilla.)

() (@alyx-vance-official, This is what a dog looks like. Sure, the first model of D0G Was roughly dog shaped but right now he’s built like a goddamn gorilla.)

[alyx-vance-official]

oh... interesting. well, i still prefer my baby!

[alyx-vance-official]

For the record I don’t think you know what a dog looks like.

— @hl2-freeman

hey! I do!

if this isn't what a dog looks like then idk what to believe anymore

[alyx-vance-official]

() Quick question, would you rather keep your current multitool..

() Or get an upgrade?

ohh man this is a hard one. hmm... i think I'll keep mine. but the sonic screwdriver is a cooler name. i might rename mine...

[alyx-vance-official]

grilled headcrab is actually really good

[rattmann-offical]

Why won't Gordon let me try one..

[alyx-vance-official]

he's just weird like that. dw, I'll get some for you 😼

[rattmann-offical]

Oh, hahah- you don't have to,, but thank you so much!! :D

[doomguy-offical]

I wouldn't mind trying some.

[twilight-princess-link-official]

if there’s spare I’d also be up for trying some

[luckythephantomstarbunny]

I’ll take a spare leg…

[alyx-vance-official]

I'll see if I can get enough for all of you

[aperture-hr-official]

() We got cloning technology over here, I’ll see what I can do in terms of headcrab duplication.

[wheatley-is-super-cool-offical]

IIIIIII waaannnt some

[alyx-vance-official]

can... can you even eat?

[alyx-vance-official]

Not asking for any particular reason but are you single and also do you like girls

well... i am single. and i probably like girls but im too busy to figure out if i do or not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[alyx-vance-official]

grilled headcrab is actually really good

[rattmann-offical]

Why won't Gordon let me try one..

[alyx-vance-official]

he's just weird like that. dw, I'll get some for you 😼

[rattmann-offical]

Oh, hahah- you don't have to,, but thank you so much!! :D

[doomguy-offical]

I wouldn't mind trying some.

[twilight-princess-link-official]

if there’s spare I’d also be up for trying some

[luckythephantomstarbunny]

I’ll take a spare leg…

[alyx-vance-official]

I'll see if I can get enough for all of you

[alyx-vance-official]

valyx the nance

(aka what my tired af brain somehow thought while trying to make alyx headcanons)

valyx the nance is canon now!!

[alyx-vance-official]

grilled headcrab is actually really good

[rattmann-offical]

Why won't Gordon let me try one..

[alyx-vance-official]

he's just weird like that. dw, I'll get some for you 😼

[rattmann-offical]

Guys.. I forgor which brand these are but.. GUYS..

[hl1-freeman]

Are those shoes…?

[rattmann-offical]

Yep. Really cool slippers 💅✨🐀🐀

[alyx-vance-official]

oh you NEED to get those!!

[alyx-vance-official]

*runs circles around you*

— @hl2-freeman-official

jeez gordon! What's got you so excited!?

[hl2-freeman]

^.^

[alyx-vance-official]

you never fail to confuse me... (._.)

[rattmann-offical]

Isn't that amazing, heh? He's such a creature. Genuinely amuses me :]

[alyx-vance-official]

right?? its honestly impressive!

[alyx-vance-official]

*runs circles around you*

— @hl2-freeman-official

jeez gordon! What's got you so excited!?

[hl2-freeman]

^.^

[alyx-vance-official]

you never fail to confuse me... (._.)

[alyx-vance-official]

*runs circles around you*

— @hl2-freeman-official

jeez gordon! What's got you so excited!?

[alyx-vance-official]

I will come after you from the void...

...should i be scared? I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it

[alyx-vance-official]

HI HI HI MISS VANCE HI HI I LOVE YOU WE LOVE YOU HI HI HI YOURE PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL

oh wow! uh, thank you! that means a lot! I'm sure you're great too :))

[alyx-vance-official]

Is it possible to pick up a human being with the gravity gun? Asking for a friend.

— @hl2-freeman-official

i feel like you'd be better at answering that! pretty sure you can't though, at least with people who are alive. sadly.

[alyx-vance-official]

grilled headcrab is actually really good