Dr. Gordon Freeman

They’re literally nice though :(

Did you want to try anything made from that headcrab meat you sold us? -Steve

Yes of course!

dimensional-cafe

Alright, we have sandwiches, meatpies, pasta, dumplings and curry. Jeal had a lot of fun experimenting with the amount you sold us!

Ooh! Dumplings sound delicious!

dell-rattmann-official

// I can’t run Doom but you can read Ao3 on my screen

dell-rattmann-official

// Ok I’m surprised actually.

New toxic old man yaoi rarepair just dropped

im sorry gordon but you remain silent while leon can bust oneliners, you would eventually fall to psychic damage

But you see, I am immune to his horrid oneliners because I can barely hear

One (☝️) crowbar swish to his stupid beautiful face and he’ll be crying for his mom

#answered asks

momus-follower

who would win between leon s. kennedy vs gordon freeman

leon

gordon

Remaining time: 6 hours 57 minutes

Too many people think that twink would beat me

tatzelwurming

whenever i’m stressed about doing something my brain will automatically repeat 2-3 Half Life: Full Life Consequences to itself as a means of motivating (?) me and it doesn’t work and actually only serves to piss me off. but it keeps happening

tatzelwurming

least helpful thing to have echoing in your skull while you are apartment hunting

You all need to stop picking on my brother.

#Reblogging again #important #still gonna reblog some scene builds but otherwise I’m likely not gonna engage in much else

//OOC: Didn’t expect a shitpost about the Backrooms to start a whole thing, but I really would like to step away from it. I honestly hope everyone else has fun with it, but I am tired.

Are you usually a car or something else? Asking since I met you while you were a vehicle. @unofficially-spyro

( Usually I’m in a (roughly) humanoid shape. Just thought a VW bus would work better for covering distance. )

Oh cool! What else do you like being? I've never met a shapeshifter before!

( Sometimes I turn into a storage cube to scare my teammates, works very well on Eli. )

(Eli stifles a laugh)

{ Yeah, yeah shut up Ike. }

( Other than that it’s usually just growing extra arms or changing my size. Largest size on record’s been about 5.2 KM.. )

*snorts in amusement*

Did you ever become a giant cube too? Oh! Whats the smallest you've become?

( I haven’t turned into a giant cube, but I’m sure I’ll find a reason to eventually.. )

( Smallest I’ve been so far is about 2 or 3 feet. I turned into a garden gnome and tried to spook @hl2-freeman but I got stuck and he ended up putting me in a rocket and I ended up in deep space. )

young-doug-rattmann-offical

It’s what Gaben would’ve wanted…

You better not turn into a storage cube around me or Eli will get revenged. 😈

young-doug-rattmann-offical

This has horrible implications coming from you specifically

Cry about it.

No seriously dial it back a bit

Are you usually a car or something else? Asking since I met you while you were a vehicle. @unofficially-spyro

( Usually I’m in a (roughly) humanoid shape. Just thought a VW bus would work better for covering distance. )

Oh cool! What else do you like being? I've never met a shapeshifter before!

( Sometimes I turn into a storage cube to scare my teammates, works very well on Eli. )

(Eli stifles a laugh)

{ Yeah, yeah shut up Ike. }

( Other than that it’s usually just growing extra arms or changing my size. Largest size on record’s been about 5.2 KM.. )

*snorts in amusement*

Did you ever become a giant cube too? Oh! Whats the smallest you've become?

( I haven’t turned into a giant cube, but I’m sure I’ll find a reason to eventually.. )

( Smallest I’ve been so far is about 2 or 3 feet. I turned into a garden gnome and tried to spook @hl2-freeman but I got stuck and he ended up putting me in a rocket and I ended up in deep space. )

young-doug-rattmann-offical

It’s what Gaben would’ve wanted…

You better not turn into a storage cube around me or Eli will get revenged. 😈

This has horrible implications coming from you specifically

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

I AM SUCH A HUGE FAN I LOVE WHAT YOU DO CAN YOU SIGN MY CROWBAR

Thanks…?? I don’t even know what I do.

Ya kill people

I’m good at puzzles too 🥺

hl1-freeman

Half-Life 2 Freeman actually fucking scares me dude. I don’t like him. Why is he like that.

Like what

I AM SUCH A HUGE FAN I LOVE WHAT YOU DO CAN YOU SIGN MY CROWBAR

Thanks…?? I don’t even know what I do.

#answered asks

tenaciousskeletondeceiver

@doomguy-offical @male09-offical @rattmann-offical @hl2-freeman

And with that..

The saga concludes.

I did a few last minute changes to the scene (adding the cat from Kliener’s teleportation experiments, a still life, Icarus’ PDA and sidearm, and a few loose floor tiles, which I’m just now realizing shouldn’t be there. Misread the “dismantling the door” line..)

Still working on the solo scenes for Icarus, male09 and Gordon but they shouldn’t take too long.. as soon as I can figure out what to do with Male09, that is. The only cat model I have access to is.. limited, so it desperately trying to wriggle out of Erdim’s grasp isn’t viable.

still, getting those done over the weekend hopefully.

also, here’s the old version.

#yipee

Did you want to try anything made from that headcrab meat you sold us? -Steve

Yes of course!

#answered asks

kittyote

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

#reblog

therealbitterstar

Horrible yaoi me and my gf cooked up

1000 fics and 8465252 ship arts NOW!!! WE MUST SPREAD THE YAOI

hla-freeman-official

Why are we making yaoi of my (former?) boss and one of my coworkers??? What the fuck happened after the Resonsnce Cascade?????

Yaoi happened

Are you usually a car or something else? Asking since I met you while you were a vehicle. @unofficially-spyro

( Usually I’m in a (roughly) humanoid shape. Just thought a VW bus would work better for covering distance. )

Oh cool! What else do you like being? I've never met a shapeshifter before!

( Sometimes I turn into a storage cube to scare my teammates, works very well on Eli. )

(Eli stifles a laugh)

{ Yeah, yeah shut up Ike. }

( Other than that it’s usually just growing extra arms or changing my size. Largest size on record’s been about 5.2 KM.. )

*snorts in amusement*

Did you ever become a giant cube too? Oh! Whats the smallest you've become?

( I haven’t turned into a giant cube, but I’m sure I’ll find a reason to eventually.. )

( Smallest I’ve been so far is about 2 or 3 feet. I turned into a garden gnome and tried to spook @hl2-freeman but I got stuck and he ended up putting me in a rocket and I ended up in deep space. )