Dr. Gordon Freeman

(RP/Gimmick blog) The Cooler Freeman

[crazy-brazilian]

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( Y’know what? I’ll be right back. )

[rattmann-offical]

It's A. The bodies had no energy of movement.

[hl2-freeman]

Depends on the hitboxes for the bodies.

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( NO META STUFF. )

[hl2-freeman]

You mean. Physics. You’re calling physics meta?

I mean… damn now that I think about it…

[crazy-brazilian]

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( Y’know what? I’ll be right back. )

[rattmann-offical]

It's A. The bodies had no energy of movement.

[hl2-freeman]

Depends on the hitboxes for the bodies.

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[arlo-maintenanceman]

Like this?

[hl2-freeman]

I feel like I’ve definitely seen that second guy.

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[hl2-freeman]

A train came flying at me out of nowhere and I woke up here:

It doesn’t seem to be Combine occupied, in fact, it’s very empty.

Like, too empty.

[rattmann-offical]

Hi

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( Doug, how? )

[rattmann-offical]

What? Aren't we still in Aperture?

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( ..Very much not. )

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( @hl2-freeman )

() ( VERY bad news. )

() ( Those bastards are in here with us. )

[doomguy-offical]

*Sigh*

Lemmie just- IDCLIP

Alright, where are 'yall...

[hl2-freeman]

That’s a good question.

[hl2-freeman]

*sneaks away from you with a suspiciously crowbar shaped bulge in my throat*

😐

[hl2-freeman]

A train came flying at me out of nowhere and I woke up here:

It doesn’t seem to be Combine occupied, in fact, it’s very empty.

Like, too empty.

[rattmann-offical]

Hi

[hl2-freeman]

Oh, hi 👋

[dell-rattmann-official]

// I’ve heard the combine doesn’t use tumblr, is this true?

[hl2-freeman]

Well, I haven’t seen Breen on here, but I can’t say for certain.

[combinesoldier9586930]

we do now

[hl2-freeman]

Well fuck.

[dr-wallace-breen-phd]

Hello there Dr.Freeman,

[hl2-freeman]

I SAW you talking shit about me to the citizens.

[dr-wallace-breen-phd]

Well at the time I didn't really have much of a choice, plus you were causing a ruckus after all, weren't you?

[hl2-freeman]

To be fair you should’ve expected me of all people to cause a ruckus.

[combinesoldier9586930]

the bouncing landmines are so fun we should really have a higher budget for those things

[hl2-freeman]

Yknow actually I agree with this one. I like throwing them into crowds of Combine soldiers.

[hl2-freeman]

A train came flying at me out of nowhere and I woke up here:

It doesn’t seem to be Combine occupied, in fact, it’s very empty.

Like, too empty.

[dell-rattmann-official]

// I’ve heard the combine doesn’t use tumblr, is this true?

[hl2-freeman]

Well, I haven’t seen Breen on here, but I can’t say for certain.

[combinesoldier9586930]

we do now

[hl2-freeman]

Well fuck.

[dr-wallace-breen-phd]

Hello there Dr.Freeman,

[hl2-freeman]

I SAW you talking shit about me to the citizens.

[hl2-freeman]

you're so whimsiful

Aw, thanks!

[dr-arne-magnusson-official]

*Personnel announcement*

It has been a week since the last instance of combine activity in the region, we have recently detected new movement of troops south of white forest base.

We will be sending a scout party there, if anything is found we will have to send Dr.Freeman in along with MIRT personnel to deal with whatever they find,

<to persuade Dr.Freeman, we will be increasing his morphine ration>

-Dr.Magnusson

[hl2-freeman]

YAYYY!!

[hl1-freeman]

I miss my old pfp already…

[hl2-freeman]

Hey I worked hard on that new one! Be appreciative!

[dell-rattmann-official]

// I’m sure a little hemomania is normal.

// Grigori seems to think so.

[hl2-freeman]

I’m starting to think maybe you should stop hanging out with Grigori so much. I think it might be having some negative effects on you.

[hl2-freeman]

i am going to steal your crowbar

You sure can try.

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( You’ve lost crowbars multiple times now. )

() ( Did you really think the one you have right now is the same one from Black Mesa? )

[hl2-freeman]

Barney wouldn’t lie to me :(

[hl2-freeman]

i am going to steal your crowbar

You sure can try.