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I fucking hate demons

[doomguy-offical]

RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!

I'm Doomguy, Or the Doom Slayer, or whatever other names you know me as. ('Cept for Flynn Taggart, He's a cool guy, but I ain't him.) I fuckin' HATE demons, And If 'Yall have any problems with 'em, call me. Feel free to send me asks too, I don't bite.

OOC: Headcanons under cut!

This Is the same Doomguy from the games, but instead of going to bed after TAG2, he just went back to the fortress. He's chilled out a bit, but he's still as strong as ever. His brother is the ranger from Quake ( @quake-ranger-offical ) and his Grandpa is BJ Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein ( @Bj-Blazkowicz-Offical )

He sounds like the Doomguy in the Doom '96 comic mod, Or somewhat close to this:

He's from Texas, like ID software themselves.

Asexual Objectum, especially for his guns.

[quake-ranger-offical]

Happy pride month, Ranger danger! I know It's really important to you and I just wanna show my support like the good grandpa I am!

@bj-blazkowicz-offical

No it's not.

[doomguy-offical]

*Snort*

I dunno, I would've assumed you would be all excited based on what you're wearin'-

[quake-ranger-offical]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[doomguy-offical]

[quake-ranger-offical]

I'm gonna kick your ass

[doomguy-offical]

I'd like to see your sensitive ass try.

[quake-ranger-offical]

Bet.

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

Quit your fightin' boys, And Doom, Quit bullying your brother during his special month.

[quake-ranger-offical]

IT AIN'T MY SPECIAL MONTH-

Oh wait... My birthday is on the 22nd...

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

You're gay too

[quake-ranger-offical]

NO THE FUCK I AM NOT

I like women a little bit

[doomguy-offical]

They don't like you

[quake-ranger-offical]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU STUPID FAGGOT

[doomguy-offical]

[quake-ranger-offical]

Expect me on your premises in 10 minutes.

[doomguy-offical]

Thanks for the warning, All my defenses are on as we speak.

[quake-ranger-offical]

Don't expect them to save you

[doomguy-offical]

Don't expect to beat me.

[quake-ranger-offical]

Happy pride month, Ranger danger! I know It's really important to you and I just wanna show my support like the good grandpa I am!

@bj-blazkowicz-offical

No it's not.

[doomguy-offical]

*Snort*

I dunno, I would've assumed you would be all excited based on what you're wearin'-

[quake-ranger-offical]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[doomguy-offical]

[quake-ranger-offical]

I'm gonna kick your ass

[doomguy-offical]

I'd like to see your sensitive ass try.

[quake-ranger-offical]

Bet.

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

Quit your fightin' boys, And Doom, Quit bullying your brother during his special month.

[quake-ranger-offical]

IT AIN'T MY SPECIAL MONTH-

Oh wait... My birthday is on the 22nd...

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

You're gay too

[quake-ranger-offical]

NO THE FUCK I AM NOT

I like women a little bit

[doomguy-offical]

They don't like you

[quake-ranger-offical]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU STUPID FAGGOT

[doomguy-offical]

[quake-ranger-offical]

Expect me on your premises in 10 minutes.

[doomguy-offical]

Thanks for the warning, All my defenses are on as we speak.

[quake-ranger-offical]

Happy pride month, Ranger danger! I know It's really important to you and I just wanna show my support like the good grandpa I am!

@bj-blazkowicz-offical

No it's not.

[doomguy-offical]

*Snort*

I dunno, I would've assumed you would be all excited based on what you're wearin'-

[quake-ranger-offical]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[doomguy-offical]

[quake-ranger-offical]

I'm gonna kick your ass

[doomguy-offical]

I'd like to see your sensitive ass try.

[quake-ranger-offical]

Bet.

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

Quit your fightin' boys, And Doom, Quit bullying your brother during his special month.

[quake-ranger-offical]

IT AIN'T MY SPECIAL MONTH-

Oh wait... My birthday is on the 22nd...

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

You're gay too

[quake-ranger-offical]

NO THE FUCK I AM NOT

I like women a little bit

[doomguy-offical]

They don't like you

[quake-ranger-offical]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU STUPID FAGGOT

[doomguy-offical]

[quake-ranger-offical]

Happy pride month, Ranger danger! I know It's really important to you and I just wanna show my support like the good grandpa I am!

@bj-blazkowicz-offical

No it's not.

[doomguy-offical]

*Snort*

I dunno, I would've assumed you would be all excited based on what you're wearin'-

[quake-ranger-offical]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[doomguy-offical]

[quake-ranger-offical]

I'm gonna kick your ass

[doomguy-offical]

I'd like to see your sensitive ass try.

[quake-ranger-offical]

Bet.

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

Quit your fightin' boys, And Doom, Quit bullying your brother during his special month.

[quake-ranger-offical]

IT AIN'T MY SPECIAL MONTH-

Oh wait... My birthday is on the 22nd...

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

You're gay too

[quake-ranger-offical]

NO THE FUCK I AM NOT

I like women a little bit

[doomguy-offical]

They don't like you

[quake-ranger-offical]

Happy pride month, Ranger danger! I know It's really important to you and I just wanna show my support like the good grandpa I am!

@bj-blazkowicz-offical

No it's not.

[doomguy-offical]

*Snort*

I dunno, I would've assumed you would be all excited based on what you're wearin'-

[quake-ranger-offical]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[doomguy-offical]

[quake-ranger-offical]

I'm gonna kick your ass

[doomguy-offical]

I'd like to see your sensitive ass try.

[quake-ranger-offical]

Happy pride month, Ranger danger! I know It's really important to you and I just wanna show my support like the good grandpa I am!

@bj-blazkowicz-offical

No it's not.

[doomguy-offical]

*Snort*

I dunno, I would've assumed you would be all excited based on what you're wearin'-

[quake-ranger-offical]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[doomguy-offical]

[quake-ranger-offical]

Happy pride month, Ranger danger! I know It's really important to you and I just wanna show my support like the good grandpa I am!

@bj-blazkowicz-offical

No it's not.

[doomguy-offical]

*Snort*

I dunno, I would've assumed you would be all excited based on what you're wearin'-

[doomguy-offical]

i like doomer better. like doom but it has that ending. you're a doomer now

I'm not responding to anymore asks calling me that.

[doomguy-offical]

doomer?

Doomguy, Doom Slayer, Or just Doom. I also don't mind just Slayer.

[doomguy-offical]

im gonna call you doomie because why not, how are ya doomie.

DON'T call me that.

[hl2-freeman]

A train came flying at me out of nowhere and I woke up here:

It doesn’t seem to be Combine occupied, in fact, it’s very empty.

Like, too empty.

[rattmann-offical]

Hi

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( Doug, how? )

[rattmann-offical]

What? Aren't we still in Aperture?

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( ..Very much not. )

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( @hl2-freeman )

() ( VERY bad news. )

() ( Those bastards are in here with us. )

[doomguy-offical]

*Sigh*

Lemmie just- IDCLIP

Alright, where are 'yall...

[doomguy-offical]

im asexual

[doomguy-offical]

[collapsedsquid]

[poisonous228]

[dogpuppy]