AlyxDes

Hi friends! You can call me Alyx. I also go by  Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.

[sailatina3]

[superchat]

She took the fucking catgirl pussy in the divorce

[reimuisgay]

cave johnson here. due to an incident in the estradiol experiments department, the boys in said department are now girls. silver lining though, the girls in the estradiol experiments department have made a new breakthrough in the fight against male pattern baldness.

[utopians]

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[aeserathedreamer]

angelgirl instant loss with this one simple trick

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

thatswhy they do that when princess puts a vibrator on it !!!??!??!!!?

[urie]

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

[urie]

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

[urie]

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

[frogribbit]

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

[flameraven]

He’s right.

[lii-mobageshiki]

[lii-mobageshiki]

[nekomimidusteon]

stop squishing the catgirl princess's cheeks and going "who is the cutest wittle kitty!!!" it is undignified, and at this point the princess is thinking of holding your face with her gay little paws to see how you like it.,.,...

[star-plasma]

LGBT+ PRIDE (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*

[demilypyro]

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[dogpuppy]

[hagiomoto]

[subspaceskater]

vienna

[filmphotofranz]

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