I'm Not Bad, I'm Just Drawn That Way

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[stupid-broad]

REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT BISEXUALS!!

My parents are saying “I need to make my mind up” and I want to prove them that bisexuals are valid

[sophie531896273240810891]

is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

[sophie531896273240810891]

like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk

[sophie531896273240810891]

rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee

[alyzrnblynx]

Not me but my husband is the youngest and pretty much lives on coffee. I am the youngest and can’t stand the stuff except Dare double espressos (but not single espresso).

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[tonyspepper]

One reblog/like = one more day of oxygen for Tony

[connorrok]

I’m gonna reblog this every time it pops up on my dash

[polyglotten]

[chlommunist]

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left

[alyzrnblynx]

That’s it! The elusive way Brits age! Doctor Who was real a documentary about them. All this time!

[alyzrnblynx]

[sylvia-tilly]

Loki being shockingly polite.

Bonus (Loki being polite even as Odin):

[adamcansuckme]

Mama Frigga raised no rude ass boy

[thiddlestonismyknight-blog]

Also, remember the “Oh heavens no.”

[alyzrnblynx]

You know it was just Tom constantly breaking character and Taika was just like fine we will leave it in.

[tastefullyoffensive]

New best friend. (via flowbotronic)

[alyzrnblynx]

He was so eager to impress he even dressed up.

[putalittleloveonme]

[alyzrnblynx]

You know it’s Austin’s account.

[nw97]

[alyzrnblynx]

This hit me too hard.

I try so hard to get people to accept the me (the real me) that I give them but they never want it, maybe they just don’t want the responsibility of knowing it.

[alyzrnblynx]

Why is this stuff only ever written by skinny pretty bitches? We all know that is just your superficial ass just wanting compliments. If they had to experience five second of being ‘ugly’ was they would probably kill themselves.

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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[alyzrnblynx]

Anyone remember that Bobby has a degree in Accounting?

[jonbutter]

Ok

[alyzrnblynx]

When I heard the premise of the movie, ballerina assassin, I felt like it sounded like they were trying to cash in on everyone wanting a Black Widow movie. Then I caught the trailer as a YouTube ad and after the first line all I could think of was Ninotchka from D.E.B.S.

[grimmnir-deactivated20160215]

Public Service Announcement:  If you are not a virgin do not presume to wear a white wedding dress.  It is an honor that is earned from chastity and virtue.  Not a tradition for you to soil if you lacked the same.

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

what about anal? does it count

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

are you chaste if you still practice premarital fingerblasting?

[urulokid]

me, putting my filthy sexy hands all over my white wedding dress: eat my whole asshole you incel

[alyzrnblynx]

I wasn’t going wear white when I got married but I was in the dress store just looking at other ones and a lady I know who works there happened to come in early and was like fuck them, try on this white dress I know you will look and feel 100% better and more like a bride in it. So I did and she was right and I bought it on the spot.

[arequipenby-moved-deactivated20]

“writers always know exactly where they are going with their work!”

r u sure

“no writer does anything by mistake, it’s all very strategic”

r u sure

“they use symbolism in everything. for example, a simple sentence symbolises directness and-”

R U SURE

[entropyalarm]

The best moments in writing is when you discover you did something absolutely genius by complete accident.

[alyzrnblynx]

On My God so true. I just thought it was because of my mental illness and I have no control over my mind.

[euphrates75]

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

[katiekomics-deactivated20240416]

I’m going to cry 😂😂

[tienriu]

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

[thathighclassbitch]

This is so wholesome

[indigobluerose]

was that last dude a frikkin Jedi

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.  Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers.  An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census - 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists.  We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand it appears that on the new forms, there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi, rather than it being a write-in option.  (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)

So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.

[alyzrnblynx]

You wrote lamp instead of lamb so I was seriously confused.

[beecommunist-deactivated2019052]

when cats r really excited to see you and they come trotting as fast as their lil leggys can carry them and go ‘prrrt!’ the whole time reblog if you agree?