Aligator

Oh ya know...

[jame7t]

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

[remanence-of-love]

[bakwaz-deactivated20140825]

[trapcard]

facts only

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.

[abiggaynerd-deactivated20180414]

Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you 

[ok-dingo]

OP is lord farquaad

[whitepeopletwitter]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ithelpstodream]

Some guy just mansplained space to an actual fucking astronaut.

[clownsauce-deactivated20230729]

tfw correcting misinformation is written off as mansplaining

[darwinquark]

tfw when idiots on tumblr who know jack shit about thermo assume the dude is ‘correcting misinformation’ when actually he’s dead ass wrong. ‘Spontaneous’ is a scientific term - it means a reaction with a negative Gibb’s free energy, i.e. a reaction that will occur without an external energy input, i.e. water boiling because of low atmospheric pressure. Spontaneous is absolutely the correct term for what she’s observing, and that is ‘simple thermo’, and this is ‘correcting misinformation’.

Have a nice day.

[waitinghopingliving]

[weirdoughnut]

Hdjdjdjdjdjxnns

[lolfactory]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bug-step]

[red-zeroo-deactivated20210211]

Lmfao

[hardtosaythesethings-deactivate]

[princesstigerbelle]

[randomslasher]

This post honestly keeps getting better

[veryfunnymemes]

[tiredmess]

y’all I CANNOT

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[meyhew]

i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[5750]

I want to Die

[lesbx]

i’m so used to how my cats behave that i forgot rudy doesn’t have low light vision like them, so i’ll come out of my room after dark and turn on my phones light and there will just be a pig in the middle of the room who, from his perspective, thinks i just fucking teleported in front of him and this happens and he’s always VERY startled

[lesbx]

artist rendition of an event that happens nightly

[poyzn]

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

[princem4rtian]

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

[phiftycent]

oh my god

[alexheretohelp-deactivated20200]

OH MY GOD SHE LOAFS

[c-h-pictures]

She’s amazing!

[herondale-anxiety-deactiv-deact]

liquid dog

[blindforlove-deactivated2017010]

[gifak-net]

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

[tamagotchivevo]

aw hell no

[unseeliequeen-deactivated201904]

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

[nebula-cnidaria]

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

[gummygomamon]

As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.

I’ve seen deer:

1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed

2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey

3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field

4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed

5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease

[theparadoxmachine]

As a side note, as a Texan I can confirm that mockingbirds are total trolls who will also mimic thr sounds of babies crying and phones ringing so deer are definitely not the only ones getting freaked out by them