swarm of bees

hey i’m sydney and i’m at applebee’s 26

[bananacockroach]

Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

[sistertaxon]

[sistertaxon]

[sistertaxon]

[sistertaxon]

[teaboot]

I need to start using other sources for news

[pointnclick]

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

[mothwizard]

u tell someone yr nonbiny and they go oh trans masc or trans fem and its like. neither i said theres non of the biny that means zero biney

[commanderchr1st]

do you know they gave the michellin man his sache because he has the worlds most disgusting cum?

[commanderchr1st]

[valmillion]

why did you take this screenshot in the shower

[mapsontheweb]

U.S Counties that have an Amish population as of 2025

(by u/FireUniverse1162)

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

wait

[definitely-not-a-plant]

and we could call it something like... murder note.. or something.. Kill note.. die note... we can workshop it later

[2well2water]

finding out that timothee chalamet’s mother and sister are both in the ballet world makes soooo much sense like oh DUH no wonder he said all that shit the guy’s a misogynist

[funpression]

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

[sammiesweetheart]

[monidoll]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[shopwitchvamp]

[rslashrats]

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

[original-character-chaos]

These ain't staying in the tags

[theparttimemisanthrope]

when most people think you’re just a hot girl with big boobs but actually you’re a chemist

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[bearie]

fucking idiot

[ripempezardexerox]