signs of rain @amaagari - Tumblr Blog

there is nothing more disappointing than finding a fanfic author you really like and learning that the linked social media of choice at the end of their fics is twitter instead of tumblr

#fanfiction #ao3

vzajemnik

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

#too real #been better about this on more or less every single front recently aside from actually sending emails #i have emails i need to send

thisisalovestry

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

insomniparty

#reminders #thoughts

honeyglazedbabe

I need to share my hollanov fic recs with you guys

honeyglazedbabe

hi shane, is this still available? - social media au, Shane’s trying to lock down a new housemate and Ilya is trying to lock down Shane

dust bunnies - beautiful shane character study, READ THIS

i’m reading your lips, you’re speaking my language - shane speaks russian!!

shane hollander’s guide to bottom prep - shane is getting an A++ in anal sex

ain’t no hollaback girl - canon verse but they also message on grindr

i’ll be jane - Shane’s bad at sexting, Ilya disagrees

ball and chain - ilya “i love my husband” rozanov

make me sweat, make me hotter - ilya’s canonical armpit kink

five minutes for clipping - nonsexual intimacy!!

baby, bend over - yoga instructor shane

raspberrq

black dog - 68k - ilya wants to steal shanes dog, au ilya didn't play for boston

Russia's Greatest Love Machine - 21k - ilyas a porn star

Young and Hopelessly Smitten - 8k - au where they meet younger

By Halves - 16k - shane's injury, yuna pov

You Can Lie (Not to Me) - 51k - soulmate fic, lies are written on you

Select All - 47k - au where they didn't hook up and shane accidentally sends ilya a revealing pic

they got no idea about me and you - 4k - au where marly hits ilya instead (but while he plays for the centaurs)

when the right one comes along - 8k - texting fic, ilya is shane's nanny

ilya rozanov: earning his #1 papa mug - series - 14k - social media/texting fics of ilya being a dad to the centaurs

get him back! - 54k - canon ilya swaps with an ilya who never hooked up with shane

Centaurs & SAPs vs The Timeline - 19k - centaurs and their significant others trying to find out things about ilya and shane's relationship

Right Formula, Wrong Answer - 9k - hayden has a misunderstanding, shenanigans ensue

All along the waterfall - 12k - au where shane has a daughter and isnt a hockey player

Mama's Boy, Mama's Boy - 68k - shane can see ghosts, including ilya's mom

The Waiting Game - 16k - another shane injury fic with hayden finding out

Outside of Ottawa - 4k - centaurs bus gets stuck near the cottage and they need to seek shelter, shanes there

but daddy i love him - 17k - ilya tries to softlaunch their relationship, no one believes him

Shane Hollander's Unofficial Fan Club - 9k - the centaurs are shane's fan club and ilya is the captain (of the club)

circle back season - 9k - time travelers wife au

ways they didn't find out - series (unconnected) - 65k - alternate versions of people finding out about their relationship

Bell Ringer - 15k - ilya takes a hit and shane's mic'd up

loving this body - 22k - they body swap

from the cold - 6k - yuna and david take care of ilya

Small Serendipity - 3k - shane gets lost as a kid, ilya's mom finds him

#tcbc #heated rivalry

importantcatpics

homunculus-argument

A demon/monster hunting show that's just 90% about smartass rules lawyering. Can only be killed by a silver bullet? How about a bullet train, does a bullet train count as a bullet? How much of that thing has to be silver for it to count as a silve bullet? "Cannot be killed by any force on this Earth" well get fucking space launched, idiot. It all boils down to seeing what does and does not count. Far, far less "first few seasons of Supernatural" and a lot more Mythbusters. Or hell, perhaps with some "will it blend?" also thrown in.

At one point they manage to kill a monster that "cannot be killed by a weapon forged by man" by running it over with a Honda Civic. There's someone on the scene to play Watson for us, asking the details of how did they manage that. Was it because a car doesn't count as a weapon? No, it does count as one if you intend to use it as one. Is it because a car has obviously not been forged by a blacksmith like a sword would be? Nah, that actually doesn't count.

Why, then, was it the "man/human" thing? Did they somehow find a Honda Civic built in a factory that is entirely operated by an all-female crew? Nah, not that either. But they did find a lesbian auto shop that could take the original car apart, and replace all the parts with different ones. They wanted to see if they can ship of theseus this whole thing and if it still counts as the same car, and turns out that it doesn't.