Random Fandoms

Just one hopeless (helpless) theatre nerd's random amalgamation of fandoms

[newlyfoundwren]

Probably not a hot take, but Rick should have made Jason just a little more of a freak. Not too over the top, but just enough because we already got:

Percy: Wanted by the FBI no less than 5 times and is described as “fighting like a demon” and still has self esteem issues when it comes to fighting. First magical horse girl

Annabeth: The worst abandonment issues you’ve ever seen to the point where her life goal is to build something that lives forever. Also wanted by the FBI and keeper of the brain cells

Piper: daughter of the most popular movie star and hates it. Former kleptomaniac turned professional gaslighter

Leo: ADHD gremlin who built a ship in 6 months which is based off of a drawing he made when he was a toddler

Hazel: Died in 1930 and doesn’t understand modern technology but swears like a sailor. Second magical horse girl and part time witch

Frank: The only one who isn’t ADHD or dyslexic and wishes he was. The chillest person you’ll ever meet but his dad is also the god of war. Third magical horse girl

And Jason’s just the normal one. He needs to not be normal

[cwunch]

♡

[squishyscribbler]

Weapons of mass destruction

[orchidvioletindigo]

Oh my God, watch it unsheath its little claws in the first one

[spartanlocke]

[catchymemes]

[angry-eevee]

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

[galren]

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

[currentlyonstandbi]

cinematic parallels

[miamitu-illust]

he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit

angsty bonus:

after a long and heartfelt hug he and Iroh had The Talk™ gay edition

[firelordemai-deactivated2020121]

being in the atla fandom is literally just reading posts about what a great character zuko is and what great a leader he would be and agreeing wholeheartedly and then making a post about how zuko isn’t a functioning person

[zukkatrash]

[llesbianfarmer]

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

[queerbookdragon]

Female customer: “I don’t have a rewards card but my partner might.”

Me, ears perking up: “Great! Can I have their name?”

Customer: “It’s Stephanie ____”

Me: stupidly wide smile and faint twinkle in eyes because holy crap I’m not alone

[kendrysaneela]

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

[overlyactivepingpongball]

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

[oculianthracina]

My soul when I see Queer people visibly and openly living their best Queer lives:

[laughconfetti]

LGBT visibility is so important for this reason and more.

[marcusspector]

Call Me by Your Name (2017) dir. Luca Guadagnino

[robert-hadley]

AD Italia, March 1997. Photo - Giorgio Baroni

[kissinglessons]

Can I move in there, please. To read books, transcribe music, swim in the river.

[olliren-blog]

[akiglancy-deactivated20200123]

gayest sport on earth

[iridescentsenpai]

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

[iseewhatyoudidier-deactivated20]

WHAT

[hayleyzorel]

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

[casey-jane-lewis]

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

[boredbaristasblog]

why is he putting his hand in his pants

[gardengnosticator-deactivated20]

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

[mystraknits-deactivated20160402]

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

[fruityrudys]

guys they oil each other up  im crying here 

[onecrazycanuck]

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

[gekaidaimonmichiko]

Some guy, having stumbled upon 2 of his close friends locked in a heated embrace, covered in oil, with their hands in each other’s pants: Bro, what the fuck are you guys doing?!

Gay dude about to make up Turkish oil wrestling: Oh, haven’t you heard?

[fuckyahumor]

lmaooooooooo

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

There is ZERO heterosexual explanation for this

[imafujoshi-1105]

READ UNTIL THE END.

😏🤣😎

[blissfulsaturn]

OMG yes its baaaaaack, i loove this post😂😂😍😍😍😍

[cannibalchicken]

[auldtownerode]

turns out nobody had 2020 vision

[keybladesoras]

I want to be with someone who doesn’t make me feel anxious all the time. You know someone who makes me feel I can just be myself, and that’s enough. That’s how you make me feel, Victor. 

That’s…that’s how you make me feel too.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Love, Victor | Love, Simon

[new-sandrafilter]

[amalgamationoffandoms]

Anyone else cry just reading it?? Not sure I could even STAND if the music played right now....

[whitepeopletwitter]

[amalgamationoffandoms]

Fuck let’s do it