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spaceshipsandpurpledrank

@tartrazeen

#food #recipes

the-big-mood

gekaidaimonmichiko

Wanted to make granola but just realized I've only got olive oil here. 😮‍💨

gekaidaimonmichiko

Damn, I'm out of wheat flour so I can't do bagels either.

#maybe just flour and cornmeal? 🤔

Wanted to make granola but just realized I've only got olive oil here. 😮‍💨

goslinggf

i feel like i'm going Italian

goslinggf

*insane

no-one-offical

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goslinggf

must've been the wind

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

@drukhari

thecryptkeeper

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

thecryptkeeper

despazito

Awesome

headspace-hotel

This dog is so inbred holy cow

headspace-hotel

I somehow missed that the dog was born literally the day after Charlie Kirk's death, giving the name an appearance of suggesting that Charlie Kirk was reincarnated as an inbred Pomeranian.

The way Americans attempt to show reverence and honor gives disrespect and blasphemy a run for their money.

#theres 4 different dogs in here who appear more than once #one of the parents is also a great grandparent #3 of the g.g. grandparents reappear as g. grandparents (1) and grandparents (2)#putting all that aside though i genuinely could not remember who charlie kirk was until i made it to the very end of the post 🤔

animentality

#when i become president of jamaica i will put in place measures to control the price of patties

phillip-bankss

grug dont have to change!

#i need to watch backrooms

fatfangs

the way im incapable of having a conversation about weight with normal people. those conversations feel like a mine field because there are no right answers. im not gonna feel sorry for you that you gained weight and i dont have any dieting tips and your self depreciating weight jokes arent funny and i dont feel like congratulating you on your weight loss with how mean to your past self you are being and it doesnt feel good that you think that me wanting to gain weight is weird or stupid. sorry

gay-chef-boyardee

Hey dude. Couldn't help but notice that the peaceful backing music cut out when you fixed me with a glare uncharacteristic of the traits we've seen you display so far. What was that all about.