amanda amande

It's me!

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[gw0emul]

Julie & Julia (2009), dir. Nora Ephron

[onlytwitterpics]

[bonfireslegend]

[catchymemes]

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

@dooleyfunny | IG

[jfc-set-theory]

“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

[jesswhitlock]

Someone: "How are you today?”

The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: "Lie."

[neo-romantic]

https://www.instagram.com/oioioio/

[lynati]

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

[norcumi]

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

[richardmadens-archive]

Tom Holland for GQ Style || F/W 2019 photographed by Fanny Latour-Lambert.

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[jpaddey]

OOOOHHHH WHAT’S THIS?? CHRISTMAS AT HOGWARTS? WHY YES INDEED.

Done for a recent commission, and appropriate timing considering how we are now LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY FROM CHRISTMAS! 

Instagram: @jennapaddey 

Please do not remove credit. Thanks :)

[filmgifs]

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[may]

some tiny-titted binch: don't wear bras let your titties live!!!!! i never wear bras!!!!!!!!!

me, a godless titty goblin, made of 90% titty: i haven't taken this bra off for forty years

[pagewoman]

Country Lane, Cotswolds, England 

by Ianw Stokes

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[richardgoranski]

this is just. so fucking funny to me

[cosmic-m-b]

It's funnier when you consider that Weird Al tweeted this in response.

[unclefather]