[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[valentineodium]

[yourstruly9489]

@vamplire

[vamplire]

official vamplire post

[edwardsvirtue]

starting a list of things edward and jacob should have had the chance to bond over (that have nothing to do with bella):

fast cars (duh)

hatred for mike newton

mommy issues/having a dead mom

being forced to listen to other people's thoughts

the experience of randomly getting a really high fever one day and then turning into a monster

[midnight-sunnydale]

Edward Cullen text posts

[edwards-cullencumber]

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[katie-huon]

I’m back with another twilight costume update 🍎 Here’s a sneak peek of Bella when she awakes as a vampire 🫣

[jesswhitlock]

So good, I can hear the "you nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster?!"

[katie-huon]

"My second reaction was horror.

Who was she? At first glance, I couldn’t find my face anywhere in the smooth, perfect planes of her features.

And her eyes! Though I’d known to expect them, her eyes still sent a thrill of terror through me.

All the while I studied and reacted, her face was perfectly composed, a carving of a goddess, showing nothing of the turmoil roiling inside me. And then her full lips moved.

“The eyes?” I whispered, unwilling to say my eyes. “How long?""

[bellasredchevy]

[twilight-sagas]

#we as a society never deserved robert pattinson

[edwardskhakipants]

I 🤍 rainy weekends. It gives me the excuse to read and make books

[geminipdf]

me when a fictional woman decides not to get an abortion

[myspace]

The question remains:

Did they not have the budget to put a ball in the movie?

[dellaisnotonfire]

I love twilight so much😭😭😭😭😭😭

[whatalilnerd]

Jacob: Edward's the master manipulator Also Jacob: If you don't kiss me I'm going to kill myself

[jesswhitlock]

Makes me feel like, maybe twilight is also a commentary on the way women who are being sought after have been mistreated in the past, versus how they are mistreated now

[howly]

i've reluctantly come to realize that i'm kind of a canon purist when it comes to edward and bella. y'all who want to fix them... wyd? it's not like "it's not broken to fix". oh it's very very broken. broken like the crust of crème brûlée just after i tapped it with my spoon and before i devoured it enjoying every second of it. mmph. fucking delicious. i eat that up every time

[vampiresinforks]

we all agree that the word irrevocably belongs to bella swan only… right?

[mrsflopsybunnies]

BELLA SWAN AESTHETIC ☀️

[homunculus-argument]

Character concept: A vampire who disguises as human by being that mf who is always cold. No longer affected by temperature, they'd have no problem wearing booty shorts and nothing else in the middle of the winter, but instead using this power to wear improbably thick layers of sweaters and wool cardigans in the summer and double that in the winter, always carrying a cup of tea or coffee to warm their hands just in case they need to shake hands or something and need their hands to only be cold-human-hands -cold instead of What The Fuck That's Icy kind of cold.

Recreationally fighting upper management about not being allowed to wear a winter jacket inside in the office and getting nagged at by sweet middle-aged office ladies about how the reason why they're always so cold and pale and everything is becuase they've never seen this mf eat anything. Nobody notices that they've never seen them actually drink their hot beverages, either.

It doesn't occur to anyone to suspect that not only is this mf completely invulnerable to ice and snow and any heat short of being set on fire, in their free time they're perfectly capable of grabbing a grown man by the ankle and beating a motherfucker with another motherfucker.

[ktrose68]

I have absolutely zero respect for a vampire with an office job. (Unless they're like a brand new baby vamp) Learn how to rob billionaires you knuckle heads. Tf are you doing a 9-5 for when you could be tormenting your enemies?

[homunculus-argument]

blanket vampire reading hate mail in the office