[edwardskhakipants]

I 🤍 rainy weekends. It gives me the excuse to read and make books

[geminipdf]

me when a fictional woman decides not to get an abortion

[myspace]

The question remains:

Did they not have the budget to put a ball in the movie?

[amazingdella]

I love twilight so much😭😭😭😭😭😭

[whatalilnerd]

Jacob: Edward's the master manipulator Also Jacob: If you don't kiss me I'm going to kill myself

[jesswhitlock]

Makes me feel like, maybe twilight is also a commentary on the way women who are being sought after have been mistreated in the past, versus how they are mistreated now

[howly]

i've reluctantly come to realize that i'm kind of a canon purist when it comes to edward and bella. y'all who want to fix them... wyd? it's not like "it's not broken to fix". oh it's very very broken. broken like the crust of crème brûlée just after i tapped it with my spoon and before i devoured it enjoying every second of it. mmph. fucking delicious. i eat that up every time

[vampiresinforks]

we all agree that the word irrevocably belongs to bella swan only… right?

[mrsflopsybunnies]

BELLA SWAN AESTHETIC ☀️

[homunculus-argument]

Character concept: A vampire who disguises as human by being that mf who is always cold. No longer affected by temperature, they'd have no problem wearing booty shorts and nothing else in the middle of the winter, but instead using this power to wear improbably thick layers of sweaters and wool cardigans in the summer and double that in the winter, always carrying a cup of tea or coffee to warm their hands just in case they need to shake hands or something and need their hands to only be cold-human-hands -cold instead of What The Fuck That's Icy kind of cold.

Recreationally fighting upper management about not being allowed to wear a winter jacket inside in the office and getting nagged at by sweet middle-aged office ladies about how the reason why they're always so cold and pale and everything is becuase they've never seen this mf eat anything. Nobody notices that they've never seen them actually drink their hot beverages, either.

It doesn't occur to anyone to suspect that not only is this mf completely invulnerable to ice and snow and any heat short of being set on fire, in their free time they're perfectly capable of grabbing a grown man by the ankle and beating a motherfucker with another motherfucker.

[ktrose68]

I have absolutely zero respect for a vampire with an office job. (Unless they're like a brand new baby vamp) Learn how to rob billionaires you knuckle heads. Tf are you doing a 9-5 for when you could be tormenting your enemies?

[homunculus-argument]

blanket vampire reading hate mail in the office

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[vampirekoolaid]

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

[somebodysweirdsister]

carlisle: we need to keep our vampirism a secret...

the cullen kids in the school hallways:

[stareysugr]

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[jame7t]

so basically you need to bite me

[bellas-empty-head]

[ezzakennebba]

i just want 400 books of them hanging out!!

[flutterbvnny]

i’m like if a pervert felt bad about it all the time

[rosaliemayipleasehavesomecoochi]

[tinyjanevolturi]