Thoroughly Unoriginal

Amanda. 22. Being an adult is hard

[blondegirl-graydog]

[susierogelio]

Can you keep it down, I am TRYING to read.

[catchymemes]

That’s a deep… dock.

by Penzilla

Tumblr: @pennypenzilla

[hostess-withthe-mostest]

woah this is actually super super cool. I love that Simpsons fish

[lubricates]

i love the ending

[awwww-cute]

Found an old PC monitor, decorated a little

[sweet-bitsy]

What website is that

[mutuallyassuredseduction]

the calming sounds of rain (BASS BOOSTED)

[imposterogers]

some cop, unlucky enough to pull over captain america of all people: sir um could I see ur… uh… license?

steve rogers, someone who never bothered to get one: …..no

[bob-belcher]

#they’re literally talking about keeping a middle-aged man from spilling sauce on himself how much extra can they be

[santas-clauze]

someone: what’re you doin’?

me: 

[septemberetcetera]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[aspicyavocado]

why am i laughing so hard

[lena-zorel]

I have three (3) brain cells and one is dedicated to loving women, the other one gets excited when it sees dogs and shiny rocks and the third is just there for a laugh

[featherywingss]

My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,,

Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest of us you lazy bitch

[zhewhoisfate]

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

[thembofication]

אני אוהב אותך!!!

[zhewhoisfate]

Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,

[jehovahhthickness]

Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.

[rihannafenty]

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

[kim-jisoo]

Which Ray Holt are you today?

[thaibrator]

ok im done talking about lady gaga………….for now…………..

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

me while my best friend gives birth

[pussysestra]

great opportunity to sing born this way

[dykebucky]

I literally can’t stop thinking about this