crude humor

instagram

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sexanax]

do u ever think about that one person u thought u would never get over and ur like damn i was so dramatic

[indecorum1989]

[ramifico-deactivated20180226]

early 2000′s self-care

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[1617]

“why are u so shy?” relax i just met you 2 years ago

[weirdnessisgood]

[fullmemetalalchemist]

why are the pigeons so green

[eggcats]

chlorophyll

[pyomorphic]

[pyomorphic]

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

[tinderventure]

One of my favourite fb pages

[memorydatas]

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

[quecono]

Me as a lawyer

BUT, your honor, I googled it twice 

[stimman3000]

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

[stimman3000]

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

[ciceroi-nightingale]

I eat the powder straight from the pack

[jammdeluxe]

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

[lmaonade]

girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*

me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop

[platinumsupa]

[cactislove]

[murrkrow-deactivated20180612]

1 day ago

today

conclusion: cbs decides who lives and who dies

[nyquilnap]

my man went for it

[kemeeley-deactivated20200120]

hey WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS

[nyquilnap]

eels