Lars🧛🏻

⋆ 𝓞fficial blog of metallica's drummer.

[larsulrichsblog]

★. Scenario: It was 1989, while scrolling through his phone, Lars had downloaded a new, and yet popular app called Tumblr. Given that social media was quite new to him, he decided to try it out.

more under the cut.

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✧ I¡NF○RMATION !

★☆★ 𝐈. i do not claim to be him or actually him this is just for funsies! and do not get offended if i made him say shit to you, expect a big mouth. sorry not sorry .. he mostly didn't mean it.

★☆★ 𝐈𝐈. dm's and asks are always open ! for the inbox, i dont actually have any rules. just dont be too weird. if i dont answer your ask i may be uncomfortable with it so, i hope you understand.

★☆★ 𝐈𝐈𝐈. #𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 :: this blog contains harsh words, slurs, LGBTQ+, etc without using TW or CW. so if you are uncomfortable with that, feel free to unfollow this blog.

★☆★ 𝐈𝐕. :: if you ever want to chat with him in private you can dm him here or you can also chat him on discord. ( larsulrichs )

★☆★ 𝐕. for #offcharacter , i'll use "ooc post", "//" in the beginning of the sentence. and if you want to talk to me you can follow or dm my main ! @eenniess .

[larsulrichsblog]

Shhhh

?Surgery for my legs cause i cant stand you hoes

[larsulrichsblog]

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y'all mfs are MAD disrespectful ‼️ i come on this app and y'all stay making fun of my droid😡🙄 i promise im getting a better phone 🥶💥 do NOT hmu

[larsulrichsblog]

bro who tf standing at my doo😭😭😭😭😭r

[jamiehetfield]

oh my god ,, he’s alive

[larsulrichsblog]

my fruity ass dog im cryig😭😭😭😭😭😭😭n

[larsulrichsblog]

bro who tf standing at my doo😭😭😭😭😭r

[larsulrichsblog]

Omg Lars I haven’t seen you since last year ;0

i havent seen you since last year too ..

[larsulrichsblog]

Hello, another Lars! I am sending this to recruit you as a Pimp and or Prostitute to join me and Pimp Kirk and Prostitute Tommy. We are trying to build the Pimp and Prostitute nation. Thank you! @pimpkirkhammett

No

[pimpkirkhammett]

I’m going to shoot myself

[larsulrichsblog]

good

[larsulrichsblog]

Hello, another Lars! I am sending this to recruit you as a Pimp and or Prostitute to join me and Pimp Kirk and Prostitute Tommy. We are trying to build the Pimp and Prostitute nation. Thank you! @pimpkirkhammett

No

[pimpkirkhammett]

An older photo of me, Prostitute Lars, Pimp James, Pimp Jason, and Pimp Dave about to pound Prostitute Lars. This was a very fun night. The good old days. @prostitutelarsulrich

[larsulrichsblog]

WHAT IS THIS BRO

[larsulrichsblog]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE GREMLIN!!!!!! 🎁🎊🎉🥳👽👽👽🧌🧌🧌

SIGHHHHH THANK YOU BRO 👅👅🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[orion1962-deactivated20251017]

bro you are a gremlin 🧌

[larsulrichsblog]

i am NOT

[larsulrichsblog]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE GREMLIN!!!!!! 🎁🎊🎉🥳👽👽👽🧌🧌🧌

SIGHHHHH THANK YOU BRO 👅👅🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[larsulrichsblog]

hi lars. happy birthday, man.

-nikki

HI NIKKIEEE !! thanks, dude 😸

[larsulrichsblog]

Happy birthday lar!!!!!

thank you, kirk!

[jamiehetfield]

Happy Birthday to my sweet boy.<3

i love you, lars. i hope your birthday treats you well. you’re the best thing to ever happen to me. you make me and so many people happy and i would never trade you for the world cause you’re all mine. again, i love you, hun.

@larsulrichsblog <3

[larsulrichsblog]

thank you so much, jamie :( i lovee you too so fucking much too, my birthday treats me well because you're still here with me, and still mine. you're the best gift i've ever received, ml. i love you more, sweetheart 😿

[larsulrichsblog]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY MFSSS!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄

[smashinpumpkinsfan27]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LARSY POO

[larsulrichsblog]

THANK YOU VRO!!

[larsulrichsblog]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY MFSSS!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄

[larsulrichsblog]

Did you shit yoour pants

Yes