[bl0odblossom]

babe are you ok?? you’ve barely used your red dead redemption 2 oven

[piipstachio]

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

[gotterhag]

Two things: 1.) I'm actually crying. 2.) this is what it feels like getting hash browns at McDonald's

[murdernachos]

[soloh]

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

[formlessdemi]

Then there’s Hayley Kiyoko

[cadaver-cutie-deactivated202301]

Until i read the caption i thought she was just being gay but neither parts dissapoint me

[angelnumber27]

[frogboydan]

love it when movies are under 1h 40m like yes girl get to the point

[dicksmasher]

[cheddar-cheese-pringles]

I wish an alarm could send an image to your brain instead of just making a noise

[bedroomemo]

[thecaduceusclay]

thots on horses?

I think those are called cowboys

[wizardpotions]

baby girl i have pain in joints unknown even to science

[vhs-ninja]

[youindangergurl2]

Baby! take me to the feeling

I’ll be your sinner, in secret

When the lights go out

Run away with me

[beadyeyes]

sorry for messing up your mocha caramel lowfat cream frappuccino maam but i just love it when you get mean ....

[duotheism]

fit for when you are unbearable and also sexy / when you are gay fishing at the lake

[normal-guy-posts]

Can anyone cover my shift on Sunday

[the-marxist-mash]

[duelwieldingraccoon]

brain empty

[sleepy-bebby]

Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

[misc6x6]

[fairyprince7]

Been crying over this for hours