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Also posting this individually because I'm just proud of it.
in general I think this website has a serious problem about wanting to feel smugly superior about Literally Everything without spending even five seconds thinking about it first
thankfully I don't have this problem, because I'm better than you losers
I can tell we watch a few too many cooking shows at home, because my eight year old told me "the ginger isn't really coming through in this salmon". In his defense, he was right, but at the time I didn't appreciate it.
the first person to turn an apple to sauce... what hubris. no other fruit gets this treatment. well, except for the wretched tomato. but that's a punishment, because the tomato is morally corrupt.
Tis the season
Time to get spoopy
Baltimore is a beacon of hope in the war against The Machines
i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
(from a video featuring someone's father/grandfather)
is anyone else reading "pack it up boys we've made a social blunder" in the voice of the lead penguin guy from Madagascar
ok but like 🤔... why were you so surprised that you never saw the stranger? 👀🚶🏽did you ever let your lover see the stranger in yourself???? 😳😮💨
🙄 all I'm saying is we ALL have a face that we hide away forever 🫣
YOU👏🏽SHOULD👏🏽KNOW 👏🏽BY👏🏽NOW👏🏽!
YOUVE👏🏽BEEN👏🏽THERE👏🏽YOUR👏🏽SELF👏🏽!
ok but like 🤔... why were you so surprised that you never saw the stranger? 👀🚶🏽did you ever let your lover see the stranger in yourself???? 😳😮💨
🙄 all I'm saying is we ALL have a face that we hide away forever 🫣
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flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and a large tomato”
I really hope no one’s answered this for you yet, I saw this and got so excited that my obscure knowledge base might come into use. I had to stretch a few flowers so to speak but Victorian flower language allows for alteration in meaning depending on colour, fruit, flower, bud, steam, leaves and thorns, so I didn’t feel I was too far out of line. This message would work best as two bouquets bound together. First red Nasturtium with no leaves (red denotes a leader, the nasturtium a patriot) mixed with white or red Mask Flowers (rebellion, red if you want to emphasize fighting, white martyrdom) around Cypress (death). Then Chick weed (rendezvous) and Blue Convolvulus (night) surrounded by eight White Popular Leaves (symbolises the time: eight), Yellow Iris (flame, and a flower that grows by rivers) and Yellow Prarie Dock Flowers (this was closest I could find to docks)and one large Tomato Leaf, all bound in Dogwood Bark. Dogwood represents deceit, but as far as I could find the bark wasn’t used symbolically, and as you referred to the dog instead of a dog, I thought it was likely the pun should be a dead giveaway.
So there’s your rebel message!
Holy shit I just got the best fucking idea for a thieves guild that uses flowers to communicate in coded messages with each other. It’s the least efficient but the most fucking Dramatique™ way of sending codes to each other
So I don’t know if this has been done before, but here are all the things mentioned, in order.
Whew! It fits!
The dogwood bark at the end there is one of the less trypophobic pictures and I’m not sure if it’s accurate. Nor am I sure that anything else is accurate.
The mask flowers were a teensy bit harder to find thanks to Covid.
The mask flowers were
a teensy bit harder to
find thanks to Covid.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB
it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”
kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…
this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy.
he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!
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and I just wanted to update you that moments ago, this big orange infant found himself on the wrong side of a baby gate, could not hork his lorge butt over it, and so just started WAILING until everyone in the house came to rescue him. Me, my partner, the dog, our other cat… everyone came to be like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”
after this harrowing ordeal, he is now in my lap
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are you running fucking 8 bit tumblr? is this a screenshot of a dsi? this screenshot looks like someones first attempt at minecraft pixel art.
This took me like 45 minutes, please reblog it
I could crossdtich this is I wanted
Ok so
This took way too long
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