This party is bananas

Hi, I'm Aztec, I reblog a lot of things 

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[indolentjellyfish]

bee nice to her

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[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[hagiomoto]

Notice that they're attacking a non-hijabi Muslim woman and trying to get at her son. No one is doing anything.

[hagiomoto]

I'd appreciate it if my Canadian followers can add links from official news reporting this because I couldn't find any at the moment

[sleepyskelebot]

I will add some links to this if I may, since this is my neck of the woods and despite seeing this area nearly every day, this was actually the first post I'd even seen about it (granted, i dont use facebook which is where most people here regularly talk about things like this but still):

New Brunswick RCMP investigates whether Moncton altercation was hate-motivated - New Brunswick | Globalnews.ca

RCMP in New Brunswick confirm they are investigating whether hate was a factor in an altercation in Moncton over the weekend.

This same intersection/parking lot area shown in a video in the article below, where people show off like selfish loons just because they can (i always recommend avoiding this spot during the car show weekend if you can, it really does get worse every year):

‘This can’t happen again’: RCMP make arrests for ‘unsafe driving behaviours’ in Moncton

The Codiac Regional RCMP made arrests and handed out several tickets after an incident involving unsafe driving in Moncton, N.B., Saturday n

There's no excuse for being a racist asshat but they seem to really really love that parking lot.

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

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[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[fnordseer5]

apparently he is called "nuadeng". do you love him?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[sketched-mess]

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[nikoanesti]

Real shit

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So based on the way I just read this out loud, I 100% think it should be released as an audition monologue, and I'm 10000% serious. if I were overseeing auditions for Shakespeare somebody's timing on those "fuck off"s and their ability to pronounce and emphasize "harem of fart sommeliers" would tell me everything I needed to know. This is a work of art fueled by rage, and what's more, it's true.