Manda Panda

I'm Amanda. I'm from Jersey. I like random things. I dig sexuality, cute animals, Criminal Minds, Sex and the City, the gays, hot men, kisses, pranks, Julia Roberts, sappy love quotes, President Obama, the Jersey Shore, throwbacks, and my Puppy Duke. This tumblr isn't for anything specific, just a showcase of things that make me happy. Enjoy the obscurity.

[thesaddestchorusgirlintheworld]

What “positive thinking” 🙄 means to

🤘 Me 💋

[purplebuddhaquotes]

A little known fact to the international community is the fact that Cambodia is one of the most bombed countries in the history of mankind. Purple Buddha Project upcycles remains of weapons of conflict in Cambodia into jewelry supporting the livelihood of local Cambodian fair trade artisan cooperatives. Transforming an object symbolizing negativity into positivity.

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[thats-so-meme]

[mythicgeek]

This is never not funny

[sparrowdeleted-deactivated20230]

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

[thetygre]

trying out passwords

[thedeeepquotes]

[purplebuddhaproject]

If you were to press your heart close up against somebody else’s heart eventually your hearts will start beating at the same time. And two little babies in an incubator, their hearts will beat at the same time. Love that. So if you have somebody in your life that is prone to anxiety, like myself, and if you happen to be a calm person, you could come up and hug me heart to heart and my heart hopefully would slow to yours. And I just love that idea. Or maybe yours would speed up to mine. But either way, we’ll be there together.

Andrea Gibson (via purplebuddhaproject)

[whatsthemovetonightboys]

Who wants to hear how I rekted a straight boys ego in gym class today? Because in really fucking proud rn

[ask-elizabeth-holly-hamilton-de]

*is waiting*

[whatsthemovetonightboys]

*cracks knuckles* okay nerds listen the fuck up.

So I’m in a special gym class for the swim team, so it’s coed with the boys and girls swim team for my school. It’s leg day, and I was setting up my rack for squats. Now I don’t usually go hard in gym because I don’t fucking care and I’m a 3 season athlete, I don’t actually need extra fuxking exercise. I only put maybe 10 pounds on the bar, and this fucking twig looking punk ass comes from fucking nowhere and starts laughing. Mind you I’m taller than fucking everyone in this class, I towered over this twerp. I ask him why he’s laughing, and he says, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, “Women are so weak” and I almost decked his ass right then but I bite my tongue. For no fucking reason he decided to continue, “Why are women even in sports, they can’t do anything! What’s your max, 50 pounds?” And all his friends are laughing and telling him how cool this he is. So I challenge him to a squatting challenge, I want to see how much weight he can squat. He’s all reluctant now, saying how that wasn’t safe for me, how I might hurt myself, but my swim coach comes from behind and says she would like to see it so he’s like “Fine, whatever, if you get hurt it ain’t my fault.”

He proceeds to put fucking 100 pounds on, my ass is trying not to laugh because wow that’s “a lot”, and the whole time he is struggling, groaning and making gross ass male noises, and only got 4 reps in. He sets it back on the rack and looks at me with this fucking smirk, surrounded by his douche group, and omg I’m about to just drop kick his ass, and he does that stupid hand motion towards the rack. I walk over and my team members ask me how much I want. I tell them to double it. Everyone stops and my coach is smiling cause she knows how much I can squat. My teammates are like “… Are you sure?” And I tell them how I’m fucking ready. So they put 100 more pounds on, making it now 200 pounds, and I tell them to back off. I then walk over and add 50 more pounds, the whole time looking at this white trash. He looks like a dead man, crusty lookin ass about to pass out. The bar now has 250 pounds, and I get 15 reps in. I set it down and I walk up to him, not having broken a sweat, and just pat him on the cheek before continuing on with my workout. My teammates are all freaking out, telling me how cool that was and how they never knew, but the boys team looks like they’re going to cry. I’m really fucking sore but I regret nothing.

That’s the story how I went up in weight for my squat with the pure determination of breaking up fuckbois dreams @ask-elizabeth-holly-hamilton

[purplebuddhaproject]

[purplebuddhaproject]

[purplebuddhaproject]

https://www.instagram.com/pbuddhaproject/

[zodiaccity]

Ideal Careers Based On Your Zodiac Sign -- Cancer

Cancer - June 21 - July 22

Cancers are the most traditional, nurturing sign of the zodiac, so they like to lead by example and can handle responsibility with ease. You are, by definition, a caretaker—so any job that lets you give advice and problem solve to make everyone happy is a great one. You don’t do well in careers where you can’t see your work making a difference or getting results—whether that’s with a person or in the bottom line—so make sure you’re getting the motivation you need from your managers with regular check-ins or reports.

Ideal careers: Cancers make natural childcare workers and nannies, but they also make amazing social workers, human resource employees, lawyers, teachers, and executives. Healthcare and wellness are also important and vital parts of this sign, so anything in those arenas—like being a dietitian or nutritionist—are right up your alley.

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[lndu]

[caliviibes]

x

[crownedcams]

i’m both of them tbh

[handsomedogs]

Patricio Fuentes | sisters, Dalmatian puppies

[purplebuddhaproject]

The Purple Buddha Project upcycles weapons of conflict in Cambodia, one of the most bombed countries in the history of mankind, into jewelry while working with fair-trade artisans and to spread awareness of the consequences of war. With the purchase of each piece, we make a donation of 9 meals to schools in Southeast Asia that sponsors children to attend school free of cost.

http://www.purplebuddhaproject.com/

[sacred-portal]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Well, i guess they’re ordered to kill the protesters.

First they put their life in danger, shoot at them with rubber bullets, they use  tear gas,  concussion grenades and water cannons and then they don’t let them have a medical treatment.  75 (!!!) law enforcement agencies were sent there from 10 states  to police the PEACEFUL protesters. That’s insane. People are trying to protect their land  and someone is trying so hard to get money from the pipeline that he/ she is ready to kill people for it.

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[drankinwatahmelin]

This is genocide

[iammyfather]

Just some background on the Nat’l Guard Unit.  This Unit has members that served in Iraq, Gitmo Bay, and now are on stand by to go to Afghanistan.  Exactly what you do not need to face this situation.

http://bismarcktribune.com/news/local/st-military-police-company-returns-home/article_27aa4ccf-2f3b-5f5d-ad9f-c396ad5f5c7c.html

http://www.inforum.com/content/part-fargo-based-191st-military-police-company-deploy-cuba

http://www.mitchellrepublic.com/taxonomy/term/112101

[sataniccapitalist]

[prissypreppybarbie-deactivated2]

[gravewithinagravewithinagra-blog]

goodbye