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Figured these might get more love here, it's Aphmau from mermaid tails and Aaron from mcd. I drew these not long ago.
OK ok ok! Idea!. Yes I'm back from the dead, anyway, my brain had a thought (I know surprising).
So in some comics Jason is a ginger right? And he had to die his hair black when he became Robin right? So so so, yall know me I'm mixing in DP x DC. So reveal gone bad, or the giw got danny, either way he ends up hurt and in Gotham, de-aged, with jazz takeing care of him, I'm gonna say he is around 10.
Jazz is posing as his mom and to make it more believable, jazz dyes Danny's hair the same color as hers. So Danny is now a ginger. And he looks at lot like Jason at that age, down to the freckles. Shenanigans ensue.
I have been pulled from the depths of my hibernation by this post. And now y'all should know my drill. I'm making this DP x DC baby.
Anyway
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Tim opened his door to see what looked to be a underweight preteen. The boy looked to be the personification of a wet cat. "Do you need something kid?" Tim's asks and leans aginst the door frame. Tim raked his eyes across the kid, he had ice blue eyes and black hair 'he looks like adoption bait'.
"I know what you are" the kid says. Tim raises a brow 'is this kid with the paparazzi or something?'. Tim tilts his head and tired smile on his lips "oh, Do you now?".
The kid with an all to serious expression lifts up a photo... of him.... as Red Robin climbing into his apartments window 'well fuck'.
Tim grabbed the kid by the wrist and pulled him into his apartment "so what do you want?" Tim asks cearfully, grabbing his coffee mug and nursing it as he stared the kid down.
Tim dosnt want to come off as threatening, but he won't just let the bratt expose him. "So you are Red Robin?" The kid says, not in a way that makes him seem unsure of himself, but like in the way he wants to hear it from Tim's lips.
"You can't prove it" Tim says calmly sipping his coffee. Tim knows he basically just conformed it, but he could tell the kid already knew.
The little shit gave Tim a wide smirk and pulled a manila folder, out of... somewhere? And hands it to him. Tim takes it, sets down his coffee, and opens it. Inside are a few dozen pictures of Tim, some were his mask is off while he is still in suite.
"Ok you got me, so what do you want?" Tim says slightly impressed, he is getting flashbacks to his younger years of chasing Batman and Robin with his camera.
"I'm going to be your sidekick" The kid says firmly. Tim's jaw drops. It feels like he is blue-screening. 'Is this how Bruce felt?' "Ok" The word left Tim's lips before he even relized.
The kid stuck out his hand "it's a pleasure doing business with you, I'm danny". 'You know what fuck it, this is my kid now' Tim smirked tiredly, taking Danny's hand (his ice cold hand) in a firmly grip "Guess we need to pick out a name for your then".
Danny's grin grows showing too many teeth "i already have one, is go by Phantom"
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I also think this would be hilarious if danny is actually older than Tim but is stuck as a sad meow meow because he stopped aging after he died, and ge saw Red Robin, practically on his own and most of the support he was receiving was from other teens, and deciding, no, no kid should be without adult support.
Danny wished he had someone to watch his Back besides his freinds and sister, sure they helped a lot, but he feels he would have been better off with an adult mentor (shut up vald you were never his mentor, just a creepy fruitloop).
And if Red Robin thinks he's a kid, all the better, it should make him less reckless if he thinks he has a kid to watch out for.
Make the most of the next two months
Get all your vaccines
Travel while we have a functioning DOT
Read and buy books on feminism, anti-racism, pro-lgbt
Attend drag shows
Don't skip any of your classes
Read and buy history books
Find your out-of-state networks
Learn to carry cash
Get birth control solutions
Support the Biden/Harris administration
Postpone large purchases and save money
Be careful of what you say online, like un-ambiguous attacks against the incoming administration, especially in spaces that contain your full name or personal information
Feel free to add on.
wow! as a broke college kid, i wish there was a way to access books and movies as well as scientific articles that the new administration isn't necessarily a fan of. man. If only there was a free and trusted vpn ( up to 10 gigs of downloadable data) to use in conjunction with an anonymizing router (also free up to 10 gigs) to safely, er, permanently borrow media in an untraceable way as well as share files. Man, what's that browser that keeps your online activity anonymous? I'm awfully attached to firefox, personally. If only i had a browser extension that would throw a smoke screen over my browsing data while blocking ads at the same time.
what was i talking about? hmm. weird.
Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
enter this into the Google search
site:<url of site where you read the fic> <a line you remember from the fic or character names plus a unique detail>
for example:
site:http://archiveofourown.org/Β Todd Margo pedicure
Google will search only AO3 and tell you which pages contain the words Todd Margo and pedicure.
REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE
REBLOG TO SAVE MY LIFE
REBLOG!!!
Not sure how common this knowledge is, but Iβd like to add that if you enclose a piece of text in quotation marks, Google will search for only the exact wording of it. So if youβre lucky enough to remember an exact quote, thatβs also a powerful tool. I canβt count the number of obscure tumblr posts Iβve tracked down from screenshots with just those two techniques; Iβm sure itβll work for fic too.
Is the Bible technically fanfiction?
Dp x dc
So the YJ (Bart, kon, Cassie, tim) killed Santa right?(or something like that) and they are Santa now. Ok stay with me here, Danny, he gets Christmas right? Ok, no, let me Settle scene.
It's Christmas Eve. Danny has had a miserable day. So when Danny, here's a loud bump. Downstairs from the middle of the night knowing jazz, it is, parents are sleep. He barges downstairs with murder in his eyes. Holding an anti creep stick Only to see Red Robin wrapped up in an anti ghost net under the Christmas tree.
They Stare at each other for a minute. Robin aquiley smiles and says "hi". Danny looked him up-and-down, A tired smirk on his lips as he says "I don't remember asking Santa for a bird". Tim Deadpanned And said "and I don't Remember asking for a Twink".
TIL that the reason lead levels in childrenβs blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.
via ift.tt
Yep.Β It also correlates extremely strongly with an increasing decrease of violent crime.Β One of the symptoms of low level constant lead exposure is increased aggression and volatility.Β
βUnknown scientistβ? That was Clair Cameron Patterson.
Gas companies are still so mad at him heβs βunknown scientistβ, know his name
Daily reminder that health and safety standards like these are what politicians mean when they talk about βderegulation.β
Patterson died 5 December 1995.
Petition to make his date of death a Tumblr holiday celebrated by talking about cool shit the gas and petroleum industries donβt want us to know about, and fighting to continue his work.
Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day!
Happy motherfuckinβ Clair-C-Patterson day!
happy clair-c-patterson day!
DC x docter who crossover
OK so imagin if Tim became the docter travel companion like before his Robin days. Just picture a brilliant tiny child imprinting on the docter, and the docter being like "this is my baby you hurt him I commit genocide on your species".
OK so I picture when the docter and Tim stopping by Tim's time to like grab something only for Tim to hear about Jason and see batman being angsty, telling the docter that he has to stay.
The docter sad but understanding accepts his Pseudo sons wishes and leaves but not before giving him his number telling him "you can call for me anytime".
Over the years Tim is Robin he never brings up the docter or his adventures through space and time. Sure it's a little weird to everyone how he always seems to know a lot about aliens and alien cultures but Robin is a genius so they never questioned it.
Then the fight with darkside happened. Bruce is thought to be dead and nobody will listen to Tim when he tells them Bruce is just stuck in the timestream.
The fateful fight with dick happens and Tim thed up with not being listened to goes "fuck you. I got connections to help me". Dick would frown and say "I've already told the flash fam and boostergold about your breakdown Tim. I think it's best you... take a break". Tim would smirk wipe out an old flip phone and go "when I said i have connections, i didn't mean league connections".
Tim pressed call on the only number saved in the phone. After a few moments someone on the other end picks up, Tim while looking dick in the eyes says "I need help" then hangs up the phone.
Not even a minute later a blue police box blinks into existence. A man in a suite opens the door and walks over to Tim saying "you rang?". Before Tim could answer dick steps in between Tim and the man saying "who are you".
The man smirks "I'm The Docter".
Dp x DC prompt
So we all know the sibling/ twin au with the batfam right. How about danny being Bruce's twin. Now your going to say then why don't they know eachother. Well because Danny got yonked as a child and Martha, Thomas, and alfred never told bruse out of grief.
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Dp x DC prompt
So we all know the sibling/ twin au with the batfam right. How about danny being Bruce's twin. Now your going to say then why don't they know eachother. Well because Danny got yonked as a child and Martha, Thomas, and alfred never told bruse out of grief.
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This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capitalβ¦
Listen, this is serious.
Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!
It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.
Like, itβs literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.
So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?
Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.
Oh, and while weβre talking about books, if youβve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely donβt go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately theyβre completely free.
Reblogging so you know which sites to totally avoid
Scihub SUCKS because even if you canβt access papers by their title directly, you can look the paper up through the journal source, grab the DOI number from reference, and input it into scihub anyways to reliably and safely retrieve the paper you were after.
Which is soooo horrible oh nooooo
DPxDC Fic Recs - Starter Pack
So, you're interested in DPxDC stories but you don't know where to start? Don't worry! I didn't know either lol But I'm here to recommend a few stories made for DPxDC (Danny Phantom & DC Comics). These recs are mostly for people who come from the phandom and don't know much about DC or those who just want a place to start.
If you want additional background before diving into more stories, I'll leave some notes about DPxDC fanon lore you might find and other reference links at the end too.
I'll focus on what I've already read here but there are tons more to read π I probably forgot to include some, too... So feel free to add your own recommendations or links to your recs lists in replies or reblogs!
Dp x DC crossover
Ok so deaged danny plus bad parents jack and maddie. In Gotham. Here is my take. So sam invited danny and tucker to tag along to a gala with her because while the Fenton parents didnt try and hurt danny when he came out of the ghost closet, she didnt want to leave him with them for 3 weeks alone. So they go and guess who is also there, vlad.
Vlad cornered danny and used a relec he took from the ghost zone. He was told it would make danny more susceptible to suggestion. But instead it deaged him to a 8 years old.
Dp x DC crossover
I'm feeling inspired to give vlad a bad time.
So let's say the batfam know vlad as an old ritch dude that gives them bad vibes. One day vlad and danny end up at one of Bruce's galas. Danny didnt come with vlad he came with sam, he was very unhappy to see vlad there.
So the batfam take notice of vlad being a creep and following danny around, they try to keep an eye on the situation but get distracted. When they notice danny and vlad missing from the party they discreetly look for them.
Then jason (who was recently found "miraculously alive" and had to attend wayne galas again) found vlad cornering danny and overheard him saying "you will be mine Daniel". Jason stormed over there and clocked vlad in the face and pulled danny away.
Bruce spotted them and came over to them. Before jason or danny could say anything vlad came over there with a bloody nose saying "bruce your child just hit me" and bruce would give jason his disappointed father look "well mabey next time dont act like a pedophile" danny #1 little shit says flatly.
Jason gives bruce the see-I-had-a-reason face. Bruce looks at vlad coldly "want to explain?" Bruce asks. Vlad rolls his eyes and places his hand on Danny's lower back saying "oh I was just telling Daniel how much I enjoy his company" in a very creepy way.
They see danny trying to get vlad to stop touching him but vlad just dosnt stop. Before Bruce or jason can move vlad is hit in the face with a.... thermos. And is knocked out. Vlad is knocked out cold and danny is staring down at him with a cold smile "hands off frootloop".
Bruce asks danny if he's ok and danny is "yeah I'm use to him being creepy" and bruce is concerned "this happens often?" "Yeah hes my godfather and my parents dont think he can do no wrong, so I have to see him regularly" danny sighs.
Jason looks danny dead in the eye and asks "want me to kill him" and bruce gives him a look, jason just flips him off. "How is your home life?" Bruce asks and Jason gives him a look. It looks like danny escaped one frootloop just to attract another.