Once upon a time

i'm viz! newly minted 19 y/o awkward self-dubbed ninja. Reblogs everything from activist/awareness things to adorable things, obscurely funny things, animals, and science. Habitat: bed-cave. This description will never change even when i am old and gray and 76. how old am i rly? have i ever left my bed? who will know

[thoughtportal]

[jackironsides]

@wastelesscrafts

[wastelesscrafts]

Thank you for tagging me!

This Tiktok is a good example of how to mend a seam using the ladder stitch.

[amaranthinejourneysintothebios]

I just did this today and I’m so proud of myself ho ho ho

[shinyladykingdom]

Chocolate guy did it again

[maneth985]

A fire hydrant that releases milk to drink after you eat spicy cookies inside said hydrant. This guy is something else

[elodieunderglass]

The glossy red fire hydrant, the smoked vanilla milk, but we’re all 👀🌶️⁉️

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[bramblepatch]

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

[ageisia]

I love the moment where the band is like “oh, yeah, let’s pick this up!”

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

Everything he does is joy

[dduane]

Always reblog…

[blakelafae]

Oh fuck yes this post came back round!

[stefani-germanotta]

this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith

[every-day-is-star-wars-day]

HOW IS THIS REAL

[bralnwashingquirk]

IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound* obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth

[4toryuu]

LMAO 💀 How the FUCK– WHY DID THEY DELETE THIS?????? THIS NEEDED TO HAPPEN. ANAKIN SPEAKING DROID– 😭😭😭 Understanding it is one thing, but SPEAKING IT????? Only Anakin is capable of that bullshit

[funnytwittertweets]

[wyndryga]

youre telling me an F1 car gets a pit crew and i get one jackass with adhd?

[ready-bek-deactivated20250305]

reblogging for that comment jhc

[only-tiktoks]

[destinationtoast]

[theprofessional-amateur]

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

I am asking you to endure it.

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

a lot of Gregory Berrycones in the notes missing the reference to my twelve note magnum opus from several hours prior in which the narrator silently begs an entity that isn’t really God for death and the entity says no

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

the narrator is operating under the constraint that they can only use words “god” has already spoken, “god” is aware of this and says the ‘Time flies’ sentence on purpose in order to give the narrator the pieces they need to voice their complaint; “god” has constant access to the narrator’s thoughts, and answers them as though they’re having a conversation between equals, but clearly absolutely dictates the terms under which the narrator can speak. it becomes obvious as the scene continues that the narrator is silently screaming and that the request being denied may be a request for death, but is at minimum a request for some acute suffering to be stopped

this could be an interaction between a normal person and an evil telepath with some mind control ability pretending to be the voice of a benevolent god. or it could work as a demon lord speaking to a soul they’ve trapped in a mirror and keep at their side. or it could be an actual god trying to calm down their only believer because they’re trapped in the same prison. the concept amused me so kindly forgive the ugliness of the execution

[albertserra]

Posts that altered the fabric of the universe

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

[glixbitch]

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

[lizluvscupcakes]

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

[thebigbiwolf]

Huge fan of the phrase "get pickled, idiot"

[currentlyonstandbi]

everyone shut the fuck up and look at lil nas x and the wiggles

[burntcopper]

[thedreadpiratejames]

knight: rides into battle without helmet everyone: gives him strange looks knight: “kitty was sleeping in it” everyone: nods in agreement

[geekysteven]

[Image description a cute tabby kitten curled up asleep underneath a knight’s helmet]

[niharikaaa2]

Apollo strikes again

[we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh]

[explanatorypower-deactivated201]

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

This is the america they don’t want you to see

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

i love america

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary

[wilfulwayfarer-deactivated20220]

People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

[inkandcayenne]

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: 

Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.

Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.

The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” 

Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”

The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)

It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”

[postmarxed]

We’re not even gonna mention FEMA’s Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if they’re open?

[darringtonshorthalt]

that last bit isn’t a joke

[high-quality-tiktoks]

I’m not used to the silence but oh go on then

[catchymemes]

[mustachioedwalrus]

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

The foam was not as gross looking irl😂😭

[clevermanka]

who tf is looking at the foam

[professionalchaoticdumbass]