We're the dying, we are the damned

Vampire Alpha Mom | Roslyn | Older than you think | She/her| Baby go ahead, I'll be the villain you can blame.

[amarulenxe-blog]

anathematique:

im not even doin anythin ive been starin at the same sheet of paper for twenty minutes tryina make shit on it make sense

When I find putting things down to paper difficult, walking my cat or dogs tends to help. Or having someone else read what’s been done to me, to hear it spoken out loud so that what the brain assumes is out of the equation.  Maybe you should have a break, David, there’s always time.

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anathematique:

im tired an ornery ill agree to jus bout anythin right now lol

Perhaps you do need seasoned chakras. Or some tea to put you to sleep.

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anathematique:

fair point

I didn’t expect you to agree to that.

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anathematique:

i dont watch much anyway youre right

I am always right. Trust me.

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anathematique:

this is the weirdest start to a porno ive ever heard

If this is the weirdest start to a porno, you don’t watch enough porn.

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anathematique:

i dont got much of a green thumb

whatre you seasonin them with anyway

i dunno if i want my chakras seasoned

Buy some green dye.

Trust me, getting your chakras seasoned is very... pleasing. It’s an old, old spice. You’d just have to find out.

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anathematique:

guess ill die

I can’t believe you don’t have home grown chakras. I’ll send you some seeds.

[amarulenxe-blog]

Pay me thirty three million dollars and I’ll season your chakras for half an hour.

[anathematique]

if you dont got home grown chakras store bought is fine

[amarulenxe-blog]

Store bought is absolutely not fine. Vegan chakras or die mad about it.

[amarulenxe-blog]

Pay me thirty three million dollars and I’ll season your chakras for half an hour.

[dirt1]

My name is bastard, I’m 23, I sell healing crystals in the back of my truck, and I activate almonds for a living, my salary is 1 million dollars

[binches-deactivated20220521]

this was my favourite episode of house hunters

[elloette]

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

[m0nsterbrains]

When your hair is fine and straight there’s a fine line between “sleek and elegant” and “weasel dipped in grease”

[shachathabrah]

@kaysofourlives

[chevreamour-blog]

Shipping Meme

[medicallysadistic-archive-deact]

Send ❤️ if you ship our muses romantically. Send 💋 if you ship our muses sexually. Send 💀 if you ship our muses toxically. Send 🙊 if you ship our muses platonically. Send 👿 if you hate ship our muses. Send ✌ if you poly ship ours muses with another.

Send 👎 if you don’t ship our muses at all. Send 👍 if you would like to discuss a possible ship.

[mothering-suggestions]

I can never love you enough to make up for the people who don’t love you, but I will love you all the same.

[amarulenxe-blog]

ciicerone:

M9st 699ks, at least!!

N969dy wants t9 see the 69tt9m 9f the 9cean! That 9nly happens when y9u’re dead and “sleeping with the fishes!” 6ut y9u’re really missing 9ut 9n quite a fun time. Y9u s9und like y9u need t9 relax.

Not most books either, I feel you don’t have a grasp of how many books there are in the world. There’s quite a lot, possibly more than there are movies. I say ‘possibly’, what I mean is ‘for fucking sure there is.’

On the contrary, you can be alive and see it. It’s beautiful, in a way. I sound like I need to relax?

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ciicerone:

699ks turn int9 m9vies th9ugh! S9 eventually that c9uld 6e turned int9 a m9vie!

):B,, Y9u keep taking the fun 9ut 9f things 6y c9mparing them!! Perhaps it’s like y9ur human Las Vegas, 6ut it’s grander here! Y9u’ll just have t9 see if f9r y9urself, t9 6e h9nest! It’s 6etter t9 see in pers9n.

Not all books. It ruins the spirit of things.

Do I? Excellent. I suppose one could say that about most things, though, plenty of things need to be seen in person. Bottom of the ocean for one.

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ciicerone:

That s9unds like every z9m6ie m9vie in existence!! That 9ne island that is safe fr9m it all and every69dy wants t9 get there, 6ut the z9m6ies adapt!! And then they get there and every69dy still dies!

It’s a fun little place filled with all that 9ne c9uld ever want! Casin9s, amusement parks, f99d 6ey9nd y9ur wildest dreams! It’s s9 fun!

Who said this would be a movie. I’m an author, not some sort of director or producer.  But, yes. But this time it’s in Chile, so the voices of all they who abide by the cliche. The sounds of their monotonous cry drowned out only by the wailing of the zombies they’re creating. 

So it’s basically Las Vegas. Or that one casino from that child’s book about some pantheon. I forget the name.

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ciicerone: 

May6e I like t9 6e c9nfusing! It’s n9t that hard! May6e y9u sh9uld get t9 kn9w me s9 y9u can write an accurate depeicti9n 9f a death that I c9uld never actually have!!

Yes!! In Glam9rrah, silly!!

I think you’re reaching, darling. Why not, I’ll get to know you and write an elaborate scenario where you die in the midst of a zombie plague that has ravaged almost all of the world aside from Chile, and all survivors outside of Chile are clamoring to get in before the borders close and leave them all to rot until their zombie bodies can no longer sustain themselves. From there they shall either cannibalize each other or starve. It’ll be a reflection on... I don’t know, someone’ll make it seem like a reflection on something.

What  on Earth is Glamorrah?