Rotten Prince Of Bel-Air

Amateur Artist. Professional Dumbass. 26. They/Them (Mixed POC)

[amateur-menace]

Hi! Would it be possible to add canvas prints for "My Bisexual Wife" as an option on your redbubble? My ultimate hope is to have that and "this is the ideal male body" hanging as a pair in my marital home.

Hey! There are actually canvas prints already available here’s the link!

"My Bisexual Wife " Canvas Print for Sale by NarcoKleptic

Out there in the field. My bisexual wife. • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.

Thank you so much for your support!!!

[ourspecial]

@amateur-menace Hiya, I finally got the prints framed and hung, thought you might like to see!

[amateur-menace]

This is beautiful 🥲

[amateur-menace]

“Bare”

Acrylics on canvas- modeled by my girlfriend

[amateur-menace]

Hi! Would it be possible to add canvas prints for "My Bisexual Wife" as an option on your redbubble? My ultimate hope is to have that and "this is the ideal male body" hanging as a pair in my marital home.

Hey! There are actually canvas prints already available here’s the link!

"My Bisexual Wife " Canvas Print for Sale by NarcoKleptic

Out there in the field. My bisexual wife. • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.

Thank you so much for your support!!!

[amateur-menace]

Are prints (or the original) of My Bisexual Wife available?

Prints are available at RedBubble! My account is NarcoKleptic

The real one is also available as well but has some damage to the corner (torn canvas) so that really just goes to highest bidder!

[amateur-menace]

HEY YOU GUYS!!!

Running some last minute pet portrait commissions and forgot to advertise it here!

I currently have THREE slots open and would love to hear from you guys- I’m offering three different canvas sizes at three different price points.

Canvases will be mailed out early March! If you’re interested PLEASE DM me and upon payment your slot will be reserved

[amateur-menace]

HEY YOU GUYS!!!

Running some last minute pet portrait commissions and forgot to advertise it here!

I currently have THREE slots open and would love to hear from you guys- I’m offering three different canvas sizes at three different price points.

Canvases will be mailed out early March! If you’re interested PLEASE DM me and upon payment your slot will be reserved

[amateur-menace]

i know you must get this all the time, but is it possible to buy the original my bisexual wife painting? $$ isnt an issue

I am JUST now figuring out how to view asks on mobile and am just now seeing this so HELLO FROM YEARS IN THE FUTURE

Anyways.. stares at you in Recession

[amateur-menace]

Sitting here wondering if one day this person will reach out again… alas… 👀

[homophobla]

People have been getting a bit parasocial so I think I need to say this:

I am your friend. I know you. You know me. This blog represents my whole complete true self. We are best friends. I love you. I want you carnally, as a friend. Thank you. You mean so much to me as an individual. You aren't a number. Send me money

[amateur-menace]

yoo briam davib gilberp

Briam

[amateur-menace]

i know you must get this all the time, but is it possible to buy the original my bisexual wife painting? $$ isnt an issue

I am JUST now figuring out how to view asks on mobile and am just now seeing this so HELLO FROM YEARS IN THE FUTURE

Anyways.. stares at you in Recession

[amateur-menace]

“How to Be Human”

Acrylics on canvas

Been painting again! I’m most active on my art Instagram these days so look me up there if you want more consistent updates and art from me! Username over there is still NARCOKLEPTIC so be sure to check me out on that side of the webs too!

[stagmite]

True landscape enjoyers find joy in both the mountain AND the humble cornfield

[sabertoothwalrus]

I may have done a similar poll before but

for digital artists, what do you primarily draw on

pen tablet (you are not drawing directly on a screen)

screen tablet (you draw directly on the screen. this includes ipads and phones)

I used to use a pen tablet but now I use a screen tablet

I used to use a screen tablet but now I use a pen tablet

I use both pen & screen tablets equally

I draw with a mouse/trackpad

see results

Voting ended onSep 19, 2025

I feel like there’s been a BIG shift in usage of pen tablets to screen tablets in the past 5 years. Pen tablets were the norm for both beginning and professional artists for a very very long time, but now it seems like if you’ve started drawing digitally within the past 5-8 years you’re way more likely to have a screen tablet.

[amateur-menace]

“My Bisexual Wife”

Acrylics on Canvas

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]

[amateur-menace]

“My Bisexual Wife”

Acrylics on Canvas

[amateur-menace]

If you are a fan of this art and want to show your support please consider sending spare change or anything you can afford to my Venmo or PayPal

Hey guys! I’m struggling majorly this month for funds so l’m reaching out once again in hopes of receiving support.

If you are a fan of any of my work and have the means to help support me I would really appreciate it. Currently in the process of looking for an additional job to help make ends meet but till then! Any help is appreciated!!

Thank you in advance and please know I appreciate all of y’all so much ❤️

$110/$300

Venmo: @NarcoKleptic

PayPal: @skanxiously

CashApp: @TNGO99

[amateur-menace]

“My Bisexual Wife”

Acrylics on Canvas

[amateur-menace]

If you are a fan of this art and want to show your support please consider sending spare change or anything you can afford to my Venmo or PayPal

Hey guys! I’m struggling majorly this month for funds so l’m reaching out once again in hopes of receiving support.

If you are a fan of any of my work and have the means to help support me I would really appreciate it. Currently in the process of looking for an additional job to help make ends meet but till then! Any help is appreciated!!

Thank you in advance and please know I appreciate all of y’all so much ❤️

$110/$300

Venmo: @NarcoKleptic

PayPal: @skanxiously

CashApp: @TNGO99