AJ Mav; Teh Tumblrlr

Random and miscellaneous tumbles from the one and only. If you like my content please feel free to hit that follow button!

[amavr]

Please save a kid that needs some help, and I can't begin to think of anything that could help. But the weed is guaranteed, indeed, just what I need

Kid Cudi

[amavr]

I’m coming back out jumping like I’m Jordan I’m sorry for the wait I’m tardy I wrote a letter to my competition It started off with dearly departed Hippie I be so trippy Give her pussy a hicky I hope she ain’t strictly dickly So we can menage to Nicki

[amavr]

I'm a bit surprised that I'm even still alive Mixin' uppers and downers, practically suicide

[amavr]

Greedy bitch, you a needy bitch, want some money, but need some dick

Mac miller

[mountainmoonvolcano]

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Touch your balls, it’s about saving lives.

[mountainmoonvolcano]

[amavr]

"Did you hurt my feelings? Yes, you did. I will give you that victory. But the one victory you will not have is the most important. I'll admit, that sweet tailpipe of yours did have me charmed. It put a spell on me. But all the ass-magic in Mexico can't change Kenny Powers from his core beliefs. Not an ass man. I'm a tit man. I like big ass boobs. Now, and forever. I'm not like a black guy, Vida."

[amavr]

Bitch please. I’ve stepped over better looking girls than you trying to find a quiet place to masturbate.

[amavr]

Sniff the same shit that got Whitney, the high heel depression

Mac Miller

[amavr]

This girl is a dumpster fire of emotional baggage and high-risk behavior. I’d be safer entering the core of a nuclear reactor than I would be entering this girl.

Tucker Max

[amavr]

You lack any ambition, your godawful habits are starting to sting. You like to think that you're capable of getting away with anything. Drink up and further dull your ability to feel. And I'll pray that your lack of sobriety softens the blow when your face hits the windshield.

[amavr]

I am Rock and Roll The son of sex and drugs Cause it's your daughter that I want And it's the sex and not the love So come on

[amavr]

You're cool, you're cool, fuck you And to the bitch that's on ya, fuck you too

[amavr]

So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the service of your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide. Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, even a stranger, when in a lonely place. Show respect to all people and grovel to none. When you arise in the morning give thanks for the food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself. Abuse no one and no thing, for abuse turns the wise ones to fools and robs the spirit of its vision. When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.

[amavr]

“I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn’t come to rescue cunty lunatics.” -Tucker Max

[amavr]

People love you when they on your mind A thought is loves currency And I been thinking 'bout her all the time I've never seen somebody put together perfectly

[amavr]

“I used to think I could get everything I wanted, without having to pay the price for it. You can’t. Life is a trade off. This relationship taught me that the devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for, which is exactly what this girl held herself out to be: Everything I could ever want in a girl. But with a cost–it was all a lie."

-Tucker Max, Assholes finish first