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{sms: too gay to function} hey even tho im graduating {sms: too gay to function} im not leaving my apartment {sms: too gay to function} so if your parents said it was ok my offer still stands

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@joeyxames
{sms: too gay to function} hey even tho im graduating {sms: too gay to function} im not leaving my apartment {sms: too gay to function} so if your parents said it was ok my offer still stands
joeyxames:
{SMS: gaymer boi) ur not missing much
{SMS: gaymer boi} we can call it like staying with u if that’s less intense
{SMS: gaymer boi} I’d have to talk to my parents about it tho 😬
{SMS: gaymer boi} I love u too ❤️
{sms: too gay to function} then i wont worry about it {sms: too gay to function} i dont care what we call it lmao {sms: too gay to function} yikes that doesnt sound like a fun conversation {sms: too gay to function} you dont have to tell them we’re dating if itll make it easier {sms: too gay to function} <3 <3 <3 <3
@taylorobrienhq
Taylor had been ignoring his texts for a month and a half. No matter how happy he was with Joey, Avery still had some lingering guilt when it came to how they got together. And if Taylor wasn’t going to talk to him willingly, he might as well force her to, because he can’t stand graduating with this weight still on his shoulders.
So catch him walking up to her while she’s relaxing on campus, because an open space would probably be a better place to have this argument than alone.
“Taylor, can we talk?”
{sms: too gay to function} i don't think i ever met your roommate
{sms: too gay to function} move in makes it sound so serious omg
{sms: too gay to function} that is what i was getting at though
{sms: too gay to function} it would save you money cause you wouldn't have to live on campus
{sms: too gay to function} i love you
joeyxames:
{SMS: gaymer boi} have I told u how much I like ur apartment btw
{SMS: gaymer boi} its way better than sharing a dorm with a het boy
SMS: gaymer boi} is it biased bc I’m the only boy you’ve kissed?
SMS: gaymer boi} thank u
{sms: too gay to function} no you havent but i appreciate it {sms: too gay to function} straight boys are stupid {sms: too gay to function} also if you want to room with me next semester im down {sms: too gay to function} no bc youre the only boy ill ever need
{sms: too gay to function} take your time i haven't left my apartment yet
{sms: too gay to function} what do you expect when im this gay and my boyfriend is as cute as you are
{sms: too gay to function} i know you are and im so proud
{sms: too gay to function} i cant wait to kiss your stupid face again
{sms: too gay to function} im gonna shout from the rooftop of my apartment building that you're the best thing to happen to me
{sms: too gay to function} im proud of you for just this month babe
{sms: too gay to function} im trying to come up with some kind of innuendo to make you blush again bc you're needy
{sms: too gay to function} but all the ones i can think of are stupid
{sms: too gay to function} you know im gonna always worry
{sms: too gay to function} im far too much like my grandmother
someone: asks me to do something I even vaguely don’t want to do during pride month
me:
{sms: too gay to function} GOD jay you’re so fucking gay
{sms: too gay to function} youre my favorite person too though you know
{sms: too gay to function} im glad you were my gaywakening
{sms: too gay to function} if you’re down for it i mean??
{SMS: gaymer boi} oh wow I almost tried to explain what a filter was until that second text came in
{SMS: gaymer boi} plz still love me
{SMS: gaymer boi} ur all I really need but how could I possibly say no
{sms: too gay to function} youre so cutely oblivious
{sms: too gay to function} did you forget that i told you i loved you before i rembered to ask out properly
{sms: too gay to function} i won't make you order anything too big but you will eat something babe
{sms: too gay to function} also re: afterwards i don't wanna make you uncomfy
love, simon → sentence starters
slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. features quotes from Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda as well. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!
❝ I’m just like you. ❞
❝ I have one huge-ass secret. ❞
❝ Nobody knows I’m gay. ❞
❝ Sometimes I feel like I’m stuck on a ferris wheel. One minute I’m on top of the world, then the next I’m at rock-bottom. ❞
❝ I’ve been thinking about why I haven’t come out yet. ❞
❝ Who you are to the world is pretty terrifying because what if the world doesn’t like you?❞
❝ It doesn’t seem fair that only gay people have to come out. Why is straight the default?❞
❝ Sometimes I feel like I’m always on the outside, there’s this invisible line that I have to cross to really be a part of everything and I just can’t ever cross it. ❞
❝ Sometimes I think I’m destined to care so much about one person it nearly kills me. ❞
❝ He’s wearing a woman’s sweater and he’s drunk. ❞
❝ When did you first realize? ❞
❝ I haven’t told anyone. Announcing who you are to the world is pretty terrifying. ❞
❝ I have something to tell you. I’m straight. ❞
❝ I like girls. ❞
❝ I’m heterosexual. ❞
❝ I’m sorry. I can’t do this anymore. ❞
❝ I’m supposed to be the one that decides when and how and who knows, and how I get to say it, that’s supposed to be my thing! ❞
❝ I’m done living in a world where I don’t get to be who I am. I deserve a great love story and I want someone to share it with. ❞
❝ Have you ever been in love? ❞
❝ These last years, it’s almost like I can feel you holding your breath. ❞
❝ Disclaimer, this is about to get romantic as F. ❞
❝ She’s cute, but she’s just not really my type. Not because she’s black. I love black women. Not like, you know, I have a thing for black women, I just, I just, I just love all women. ❞
❝ I might not know your name or what you look like, but I want to find you.❞
❝ I’m done living in a world where I don’t get to be who I am. ❞
❝ White shouldn’t be the default any more than straight should be the default. There shouldn’t even be a default. ❞
❝ Sometimes it seems like everyone knows who I am except me ❞
❝ Straight people really should have to come out, and the more awkward it is, the better. Awkwardness should be a requirement. ❞
❝ I mean, I feel secure in my masculinity, too. Being secure in you masculinity isn’t the same as being straight. ❞
❝ I’m just so sick of straight people who can’t get their shit together. ❞
❝ I’m too busy trying not to be in love with someone who isn’t real. ❞
❝ Really, though, there are only two kinds of weather: hoodie weather and weather where you wear a hoodie anyway. ❞
❝ Did you just tell us you’re gay? ❞
❝ Nothing is worse than the secret humiliation of being insulted by proxy. ❞
❝ I fall a little bit in love with everyone. ❞
❝ People are shameless when it comes to cake. It’s a beautiful thing to see. ❞
❝ There’s something about you that makes me want to open up, and that’s slightly terrifying to me. ❞
❝ I knew you had a secret. ❞
❝ I wanted to ask you about it, but I didn’t wan to pry. Maybe I made a mistake. ❞
❝ You get to be more you than you have been in, in a very long time. You deserve everything you want. ❞
❝ I like no endings. I like things that don’t end. ❞
❝ You may actually be the only person who gets more than 140 characters from me. That’s kind of awesome, right? ❞
❝ I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not 100% committed to your Oreo diet. ❞
❝ I can’t imagine a scenario where I don’t want to kiss your face off as soon as I see you.❞
❝ I feel irrelevant. ❞
❝ They put me in a box, and every time I try to nudge the lid open, they slam it back down. It’s like nothing about me is allowed to change. ❞
❝ It’s really amazing, isn’t it? Someone can trigger your sexual identity crisis and not have a clue they’re doing it. ❞
❝ There’s no such thing as a good idea when you’re in seventh grade. ❞
❝ I feel like I’m supposed to make some comment to underscore the ridiculousness of it all, but honestly? It’s sort of nice not to have to be cynical for a change. ❞
❝ I try not to change, but i keep changing, in all these tiny ways. And every freaking time, i have to reintroduce myself to the universe all over again. ❞
❝ You make everything a big deal. ❞
{sms: too gay to function} GOD jay you’re so fucking gay
{sms: too gay to function} youre my favorite person too though you know
{sms: too gay to function} im glad you were my gaywakening
{sms: too gay to function} if you’re down for it i mean??
{SMS: gaymer boi} and I’m just going to get gayer bc it’s June so no filter
{SMS: gaymer boi} thank you for letting me know bc I’m kinda needy
{SMS: gaymer boi} me too
{SMS: gaymer boi} ok im blushing so hard rn my face hurts so yes
{sms: too gay to function} what's a filter
{sms: too gay to function} i think i lost mine when we were outed
{sms: too gay to function} good bc ive already got a reservation at a fancy restaurant so we can celebrate pride with food
{sms: too gay to function} GOD jay you're so fucking gay
{sms: too gay to function} youre my favorite person too though you know
{sms: too gay to function} im glad you were my gaywakening
{sms: too gay to function} if you're down for it i mean??
{sms: too gay to function} hey babe do you wanna go to pride
{sms: too gay to function} idk about you but itll be my first one
{sms: too gay to function} and we can be cute and gay together
{SMS: gaymer boi} yes bc i wanted to share the exp with someone else who was gay even tho she was my bff
{SMS: gaymer boi} omg stop I’m blushing so hard rn
{SMS: gaymer boi} u can see me in it later if u want???
{sms: too gay to function} babe that's so adorable and im so glad we're together
{sms: too gay to function} i love the way you blush
{sms: too gay to function} i can also see you in nothing later 😉
{sms: too gay to function} hey babe do you wanna go to pride
{sms: too gay to function} idk about you but itll be my first one
{sms: too gay to function} and we can be cute and gay together
{SMS: gaymer boi} all my friends are straight so it felt weird going with them
{SMS: gaymer boi} plus now we can go together so it’s way more special
{SMS: gaymer boi} in my defense it’s really comfy and smells like u
{sms: too gay to function} even taylor???
{sms: too gay to function} youre so cute omg
{sms: too gay to function} it's ok i like imagining you in it
{sms: too gay to function} hey babe do you wanna go to pride
{sms: too gay to function} idk about you but itll be my first one
{sms: too gay to function} and we can be cute and gay together
{SMS: gaymer boi} this might seem like shocking but I’ve never been!
{SMS: gaymer boi} we’re always cute and gay together 😉
{sms: too gay to function} what!!!!! we have to go then
{sms: too gay to function} i mean true but it'll be even cuter than normal
{sms: too gay to function} don't think i didn't realize my favorite hoodie went missing 😙