Maribat/ Marvel

My name was @dont-mess-with-me

[amaya-james]

The reason why I haven't been posting on tumblr lately is because I deleted tumblr off my phone. I usually use my phone when posting on tumblr, so it's different.

I won't stop posting on tumblr, I just won't be posting as frequently as before.

[amaya-james]

Okay I know that I haven't been posting a lot lately and I will explain why after this post.

I know that this is random, but it just came to me.

Why does Venom hate Spiderman, if spider's have venom?

Didn't think of that, did you?

[amaya-james]

When someone says, "expect the unexpected" slap them and say, "you didn't expect that, did you?"

[amaya-james]

I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down. Inside my shoe. My sock is sliding off.

[amaya-james]

Dick: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Jason: I almost died.

Marinette: That was my fondest memory.

[amaya-james]

Marinette: Damian, stop! I promised Father that we wouldn’t do anything stupid!

Damian, wrestling Tim: I can’t believe you’d lie to Father like that.

[amaya-james]

Jason: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Marinette: It’s called arson, and they are the witnesses.

[amaya-james]

*Bruce teaching Marinette how to drive*

Bruce: You're driving, when Lila and Alya cross the road. What do you hit?

Marinette: Definitely Lila. I'd never hurt Alya, she's nice to be around even if she's super annoying.

Bruce: *signs* The brakes, Marinette. You hit the brakes.

[amaya-james]

Chloe: I was born for politics.

Chloe: I have great hair and I love lying.

[amaya-james]

Do you know who Tom Hiddleston is?

If you don’t, then your ✨Low-key✨ stupid.

[amaya-james]

Thor and Loki is literally the definition of “Brother from another mother”

[amaya-james]

Marinette: Kiss me if I’m wrong-

Jason: Your wrong.

Marinette: but-

Jason: Your wrong.

[amaya-james]

Lila: So... how do I look?

Adrien: Like Cinderella.

Marinette: *couldn’t help herself* Before the Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.

Jason: *laughing*

[amaya-james]

I’m in class and I can’t concentrate with this idea In my head, but what about a Venom Maribat Au “We are Venom”

[amaya-james]

Jason: Did you know that bee’s communicate by dancing?

Marinette: Yeah, that’s how bee’s are.

Tim: How bee’s are?

Marinette: How bee’s are.

[amaya-james]

The saying that goes “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” is basically what happened to Bucky.

[amaya-james]

*At the dinner table*

Marinette: Hey Jason, are bugs good to eat?

Jason: Let’s not talk about these things at the dinner table.

Marinette: Okay.

*after dinner*

Jason: Okay, now what did you want to tell me?

Marinette: Oh nothing, there was a bug in your soup and now it’s gone.

Jason: *gags* Really Marinette.