[lookingcampdirectlyintheeye]

we got a number one victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down

[traumadipper]

vibe check! *just starts fucking sobbing*

[parakeet]

its sad that people in real life don’t tend to have idle animations. i know i do. i love to wiggle and look around for no reason

[parakeet]

You: Still as a gotdamn statue… Me:

[fineillsignup]

me waiting at starbucks for my iced peppermint mocha

[shock]

[generalpoedameron]

reblog if you’re

part car

part boy

boy car

the protector and king of chilladelphia

[veeranger]

im actually double majoring in respecting women and minecraft

[fay-eufemie]

That’s just majoring in the same thing twice

[veeranger]

Honestly this is the only good reply on this post and you’re so right

[scorpiofx]

scorpio capricorn virgo aquarius taurus placements rly be like: imagine having a crus🤢🤢🤢 having a cr 🤢🤢🤮 having feelin🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮 emotio🤢🤮 i cant even say it 🤮🤢

[guitarbeard]

Witch who's trying to cut me off on the I-290: *rolls down window and casts a curse*

Me (ate vitamin gummies this morning): lmao nice try Baba Yaga

[hotvampireadjacent]

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

[antigone-lesbian]

im summoning the hoes fool

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife is making our wedding footage into a youtube poop

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Reverend: you may now (Ganon voice) DIE

[warlys-deactivated20191114]

[nmpositive]

[feastofsnakes]

Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

[rubykgrant]

[khe1]

fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………

[ambassadorquark]

at the beginning of the quarter this barbie doll showed up in my design prof’s classroom and he doesn’t know where it came from but one of his other classes crucified it(????) and when it somehow disappeared a week or so later people apparently lost their minds

[jakemorph]

NOT FUNNY

DIDNT CUM

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Astrology is fake except for the time a Virgo broke up with me saying “your pupils don’t dilate when you look at me”

[albierio]

Doomguy’s face on the status bar is him livestreaming on twitch while killing demons