so unserious.

she/her || 25 || here since 2013.

[whimsyloser]

Omg :(

[einarisnotonfire]

[screaming-at-moss]

Ok but imagine if your quirky internet famous/questionably employed emo son comes home with a boyfriend he met off the internet, and it’s a twink 4 years younger than him who won’t take off his winter hat, has his ass entirely out, appears to be illiterate, stays until Christmas Eve and when you click on your son’s new fun YouTube project he’s there again making sex tape jokes AND he took all the batteries out of your clocks

[mortallyvirtualphan]

taking the “which dog breed are you” quiz a little too seriously

@danielhowell @amazingphil

[chromolumen]

Guys with fleeces

[userlesbian]

[hoodiestrings]

[augustusinaromanway]

Omg they touched (art by me)

[0nlyhere4phil]

[jamiekb]

"this girl is so much more clumsy than me"

[pseudophan]

this shit just got so real i feel faint

[oldphanny]

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

[phovaries]

how do i be normal after this?????

[bewareofthenotsonewphannie]

i just feel so happy and at peace and excited for the future of danandphil right now, it just feels so right

[helpimsleepdeprived]

[phlesbiandullet]

there may have been a pontoon experience

[dwsa-hnngh]

lowkey impressive that dan and phil can tell a whole 25 minute story about their vomit-diarrhea couple’s vacation disaster without ever outright saying vomit, diarrhea, or couple’s vacation