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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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cherry valley forever
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we're not kids anymore.

oozey mess
occasionally subtle
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THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN CARRY THE WATER REMOVE THE WATER
reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics
The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party
stages of being a muser:
latent muser: heard uprising, supermassive black hole and neutron star collision but doesn’t know that those songs are made by muse
general plebs muser: knows the band’s name, listens to them but only likes dead inside, mercy and starlight
regular muser: listens to muse regularly, knows the titles of all the albums but sometimes fails to recall them correctly (exmp.: “ohh, wrecked whores and levitations? gotta love it, but i love the showbiscuit one more”)
muser: listens to muse every day, loves knights of cydonia, handler, psycho; realised that hysteria is genius, likes unnatural selection and new born
true muser: knows the whole discography by heart, came to the realisation that all muse songs are great without exception
mega muser: listens to muse religiously, loves stockholm syndrome, citizen erased, megalomania, micro cuts and actually understands the lyrics of fury
massive muser: listens to muse religiously, owns hullabaloo, aware of all the b-sides, loves the groove, jimmy kane, shrinking universe and host, thinks that con-sience is a masterpiece
supermassive muser: watched all the live recordings including 120px videos; owns HAARP and Live AT Rome Olympic Stadium, when bored sometimes subconsciously sings the guitar riffs of knights of cydonia
delux muser: watched some videos of george bellamy, thinks that ‘gothic plague’ and ‘rocket baby dolls’ wouldn’t suited them as a band name anyway
hardcore muser: perfectly aware of the fact that soldier’s poem is not on the album named absolution
tutorial
question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?
Simple:
filter
lowercase helvetica
for extra points: add japanese text
I’m taking notes
wrong you do this
this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day
tumblr 2014 vs 2018
Captions:
Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.
Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]
video proof that every creature is dogs
I love deep diving vids cause at least some of these animals have never seen a human before and they all so gagged.
Everyone needs to understand whats going on in Brazil right now
As you might know, the presidential election is happening here. But you don’t understand how serious and dangereous these times are. Theres very high chances that a man named Bolsonaro will win. He is openly FASCIST, and has said that he supports another dictatorship happening.
He is openly anti-lgbt, has said many violent things about gays, including that if parents BEAT their children, they could be “cured from homosexuality”.
He is openly racist, has said that their sons will never date a black woman because their were “raised correctly”, and many other things.
He is openly misogynistic, in an argument with a congresswoman, he said that he wouldn’t RAPE her because she did not DESERVE it.
All of these things were filmed. He has said many other dispicable things. His followers are violent: the election is not even over yet but many groups of his supporters are already harrasing minorities on the streets.
As a lesbian woman, i am scared. I am scared for my life. I am scared for my lgbt friends. I am scared for all of the minorities in Brazil, and all people who are going to die. LGBTs are already killed daily. Black people are killed daily. Women are beaten and raped. These are dark times, and we need support.
I read a quote [by you] that said, “Someone should beat the gay out of their son.” -Ellen Page interviews Jair Bolsonaro || GAYCATION (ep 2)
speak not of rare pepes when you can have
pepe pig
it’s dangerous to go alone. take this
thanks
THANOS OUT HERE STEALING HEARTS, BEING A TRUE VILLAIN
someone: have you seen breaking bad?
me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing
woman: no bra
me: (politely) 👀
ICONIC
I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.
Yeah.