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Corgeous home decor

Material:Resin,durable and waterproof;Package content:2pcs*planter

Size:14.5×8×10cm Planting space: 4×4.5×5cm

Just put it on your desk,bookshelf,dinning table,living room,hosting room and everywhere,look at it then have a good mood.

Very adorable gifts for friends and lovers,shows the passion of life.

Decorations and plants are not included

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“There is nothing funny about an angry dinosaur. This product has been seriously mislabeled. He is a real threat, taking out all the neighborhood gnomes as well as 2 pizza guys and that yappy chihuahua around the corner. Do not underestimate him; the gnomes did and you see how that ended.”

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water...

A whole new way to doggie paddle!

Full-body water flotation support for your dog

Vest is designed with a cute shark fin that's flexible but solid enough to grab onto

Includes a metal D-ring next to the handle to secure a leash to

For medium size pets; 20 to 50 lbs, chest 21" - 30" and neck 16" - 24"

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Sweatpants with feet?

This changes everything.

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Design Toscano Child at Heart Wall Sculpture

Dimensions: 15"Wx3"Dx10.5"H 2 lbs.

Hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with high quality designer resin

Each piece is individually hand-finished by our artisans

Exclusive to the Design Toscano brand and perfect for your home or garden

Faux stone finish for display in your home gallery

5-star customer review: "This sculpture instantly captures viewers hearts and minds. I plan on hanging it in the entry way above a floating shelf and flameless candle so the shadows enhance its beauty. Will try to find more sculptures by the artist name Pennington."

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It's never too late to own a Power Wheels Barbie Jammin Jeep Wrangler

Doors open and close for easy in & out

Pretend radio with six jammin' tunes

2.5 and 5 mph (4 and 8 km/h) max. forward; 2.5 mph (4 km/h) max. reverse

Requires 3 AA batteries for pretend radio

Includes 12-volt battery and charger

5-star customer review: "Grand baby love it and her little brother love that she was driving him around .They said they were going to the toy store LOL." 

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Hot Wheels Criss Cross Crash Track Set

This sturdy elevated figure-eight track with four intersecting crash zones delivers amped up crashing action!

Kids can line up their Hot Wheels cars and let 'em rip for near misses or total wipeouts

With more than 16 feet of track that includes hairpin turns, motorized boosters and a giant crash zone, kids can enjoy crash-and-bash fun for hours on end

Includes parking spaces throughout the set for additional storage and safe guards for kids over the crash zones

Comes with one Hot Wheels vehicle; ships in Frustration Free Packaging

5-star customer review: "My grandson loves this! He pulled out ALL his hot wheel cars to see which ones worked the best. Then we has a race to see who could cash the most cars. Grandpa LOST!!!"

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Just one more chapter

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Finally, the great mystery has been solved.

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SNICKERS Slice n’ Share Giant Chocolate Candy Bar 1-Pound Bar: 2070 calories of blissful indulgence

5-star customer review: “I suggest you stick the thing in the fridge for a couple of hours & then gnaw on it like a sewer rat. After you’re done you may feel some shame (as well you should), but while you’re eating it there is no greater feeling in the world.”

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NO, you should it eat it all. No share. No saving it for later.

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Not sharing is self-caring

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Vitruvian Collection “Pleased To Meet You” Statue

13 inches tall, 4 ½ inches wide and 6 ½ inches deep

Cold Cast ResinIndividually 

Hand Cast and Hand Finished

This beautiful statue could be yours

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this is honestly just so pure

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this guy’s reviews are all unbelievably sweet

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Turn your pool party into a rodeo this summer with the Inflat-A-Bull

Be brave and enjoy a fun bull-riding experience on water with Intex Inflatable! Host competitions with family and friends and see how long you can stay mounted on the bull

Designed with innovative photo-realistic printing technology. Great accessory for pools, lakes, or rivers

Provides families and friends with hours of challenging wet fun

Featuring: durable 17.5 gauge vinyl, 3 air chambers, durable grab handles

Dimensions: 96" x 77" x 32"

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Isn't modern technology amazing

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Jet Creations Inflatable Tyrannos Dinosaur, Medium

Customer review: “There is very little to say other than that this product has changed my life. I was lonely before ‘Fluffy’ the dino arrived. I often stared at the wall for hours contemplating why I must endure such indescribable loneliness. It has been world altering to have Fluffy by my side during these week-long periods of darkness that so often plagued my life. The gentle touch from his tiny little arm is so soothing that it allows me to forget about the series of bad decisions and horrible consequences that makes up the past 10 years of my life. I'm not a doctor anymore, but I would say prescribe this friend to anyone looking for a fun little buddy or a comforting force of kindness to get them through their most ominous hours.”

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Fred & Friends BIG BLUE Whale Strainer

Fred and friends big blue is a big help in the kitchen

Sure, harbor seals are charming and dolphins are smart; but when it's time to strain the pasta from your big pot only a whale will do

Unlike its unlovely counter parts, this whale of a strainer can be picked up and placed over the pot, instead of having to dump the pasta into it

Make macaroni and cheese, linguini, rigatoni, and all other pasta more fun with this unique kitchen gift

The pasta strainer is food-safe hips plastic and is molded to look like the biggest animal on earth

Customer review: "With this whale, I was successfully able to make pasta without pouring half of it into the sink."

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A wizard cat is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.