Just posted a Dan and Phil Werewolf!AU if anyone is interested!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/86096281/chapters/227655176
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Just posted a Dan and Phil Werewolf!AU if anyone is interested!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/86096281/chapters/227655176
“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old
Soft Domestic moments in the phouse đź’•
It is interesting how when someone else on twitter has an issue or is just feeling down, I try to cheer them up but when I post about something hurting my feelings or just feeling shitty in general its crickets....ppl suck sometimes man.
- "So people know you for prioritizing the location of your iPad after I came out as gay." - "I don't know what I said wrong there. Because you said you were gay and I said that's fine, we love you nevertheless. It doesn't really matter at all, and have you got an iPad I can have?"
He's a laugh.
the good now days
yin and yang
"it's just gotta be you"
i love prinxiety because the guy with the sophisticated regal prince aesthetic has no problem dishing out every cuss word known to man, meanwhile the stoic edgelord with a tragic backstory who “doesn't have an issue with strong language” barely ever swears on screen.
Pictures from this morning and a passage from Terry Pratchett’s Carpe Jugulum that I was thinking about as I walked.
Phil: I've put quite a bit of cream into my mouth
Alice: laughs immediately
Kitchen dad: .... awesome
Dan: resigned stare at the camera
Phil: stammers helplessly
pour bot hem
The Overcooked stream is so funny because there's his very friendly guy moderating who has CLEARLY no idea about Dan and Phil, so it's like:
Guy: so many viewers are here! They all want to see you succeed! :))
Dan: oh, do they?
Phil: they do not want to see us to succeed
Guy, reading a fan message: I didn't realize I ordered a... uh... a ya-ya- what does that mean?
Dan: a yap salad!
Dan: throws around cucumbers and angrily mouths at paper plates while the guy desperately tries to keep up with donations
Dan: realizes where he is and starts violently laughing at a plate filled with nothing but lettuce and pickles
Guy: here's more... cards?
Guy: which one of you would you say is the better cook? :)
Phil: Dan once put a pizza in the oven with its paper box
Guy: ... anyway, more donations
Phil: throws salad to the floor because he literally forgot to support the plate
Guy: stares confusedly into camera
Guy, holding can open: throw it in
Phil: misses devastatingly
Guy: ... so that's all in my shoe now
Guy: you nailed those salads!
Phil: dominated!!
Guy: domi- lets count the salads
Phil just called the guy "kitchen dad" and admitted he didn't listen when he explained how to use the oven and he straight up said "I know you didn't, I watched you spacing out", I am SOBBING
Phil: DAD HELP
Dan, reflexively: who's dad? [Tries to help]
Guy: did you want kitchen dad to help??
Dan: laughing quietly because how the fuck to you explain this one
Adam (aka guy): Look, we have feta cheese
Dan: get that away from Phil, that's a hate crime
Adam: ????
Alice: you're not a cheese fan Phil?
Dan: he's a cheese-phobe
Alice, who i don't think realizes these men are not playing on her team: I knew you were funny but oh my God
Adam: it's like cooking with a shaking bee's nest
Alice: do you guys need any help?
Dan: DO WE NEED ANY HELP?? WELL ISNT THAT THE QUESTION OF THE DAY
Adam: the question is - do we make them creampie each other in the face?
Phil, yes, Phil Lester: head shoots up as he pauses what he was doing to stare straight into the camera
"you were very educational in this video, i felt like i was at a lecture"
It's a shitty feeling when you think you are really pretty good friends with ppl and you realize they don't see you the same way.
I just need to vent a while, ignore me
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