I was bullied into being here

D1b from the Virus Zim Universe, as I call it. Also Eep. Mod is @fastenwick

[ambassador-d1b]

Family photo time! Featuring me, D1b, Eep, @ukagaka-zim and @aik-membrane.

[ambassador-d1b]

BLOWS YOU UP WITH MY MIND.

WAIT WAIT WAIT-

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[ambassador-d1b]

Family photo time! Featuring me, D1b, Eep, @ukagaka-zim and @aik-membrane.

[ambassador-d1b]

OOC: I really should redo this photo, my art style changed a lot...

[ukagaka-zim]

@screechingobservationnacho

(OOC : Copying the ask to the right ask blog, and pinging @ambassador-d1b on the way, there are two of this blog's characters around.)

(This base is actually different of any other Zim base. Some decorations seem to have been made by a Dib, their blue contrasting with the purples of the furniture and of the walls. Books about cryptids are set on the shelf next to the screen in front of the couch. The table in the kitchen counts more chairs and the counter holds proudly a coffee machine. All in all, this house part looks more like an actual human house and seems actually used for something else than watching television.)

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

(A Zim is standing in the opening of the kitchen, wearing an Invader uniform, his PAK legs already out and looking very unhappy about the intrusion in his base. He just turned off the sound of the intrusion alert, but all the other people in the base got a warning. He is glad the humans of the home aren't in the top part right now, and that his own GIR is probably playing in the lower levels of the base. He is surprised to see people successfully teleported here, but his anti-teleportation system is off. He hasn't needed it since his timeline first disconnected from the multiverse.)

[screechingobservationnacho]

PilotZim:...! Wait.... Who are you what kind of zim are you!

ComicZim: Great now there's the actual zim among all different zims

EnterTheFlorpusZim:...!! Nonsense, it's clear i'm the Best ultimate zim!

SeriesZim:...!! This can't be the base of zim its a filthy dib-human worm base!

[ukagaka-zim]

(The Zim's PAK legs go slightly down. Those other Zims don't seem to be a threat, for now.)

I AM AN UKAGAKA ZIM. I AM THE ONE NICKNAMED LUKA. THIS BASE IS MINE BUT D1B-MINE IS LIVING WITH ME, HE COMES FROM AN OTHER UNIVERSE TOO.

(Luka remains on guard as he explains. It's clear those Zims don't know about his little corner of the multiverse and he wonders what their reaction would have been if they stumbled upon D1im instead, his hybrid close alt.)

[screechingobservationnacho]

EnterTheFlorpusZim:...?!! This is unhinged and ridiculous!! A zim would never Have anything too connected with a filthy human like DIB oe any zim to be a dib! The thought of it disgusted me!!

PilotZim:...? Hmmm Interesting information

SeriesZim:....!! This is outrageous ridiculous.You expect us zims to believe this?! I would never permanently be permanently This teammates with that filthy human not even becoming formbined him!

ComicZim:...?! What?! So That's YOUR THING?!! IMPOSSIBLE!!

[ambassador-d1b]

A Dib (called L1b for future reference) peeks out of an corner, hesitant to approach or talk to them after what he heard. He's wearing a pale red sweater, almost pink, and just looks kind of meek.

[screechingobservationnacho]

All zims:...?! The Dib-human?!

[ukagaka-zim]

(Luka's antennas lower.)

THIS IS D1B-MINE. HE ISN'T THE DIB FROM MY UNIVERSE. HE IS A NICE DIB.

[screechingobservationnacho]

PilotZim: hmmm fascinating

ComicZim: I CALL DIBS ON TOUCHING HIM!!

*SeriesZim facepalm by surprise disbelief from ComicZim's statement* "Oh brother For the love of stinky humans"

[ukagaka-zim]

(Luka's antennas go all the way down and his PAK legs raise up.)

DON'T EVEN DARE TOUCHING HIM.

(L1b is his human, and Luka doesn't trust any of them enough to let them approach what is his.)

[screechingobservationnacho]

ComicZim: Oh, come on, at least relax I won't harm you.'re lucky.I never harm, and he dib.... this time...!

PilotZim: This is confusing but interestingly fascinating at the same time

SeriesZim: Now, since the portal has left, we have no Advanced technology to use to get to our timelines again

[ukagaka-zim]

(Luka doesn't look convinced at all.)

NO ZIM IS HARMLESS. WE HAVE A PORTAL. WE CAN SEND YOU BACK IF YOU HAVE COORDINATES.

[screechingobservationnacho]

ComicZim: I wish us different timeline zims could but our girs from Our alternate universes ate or mess them up!!

[ukagaka-zim]

(Luka gives L1b a warmer look.)

IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG TIME. MOST OF THE ZIMS WE KNOW KNOW BETTER.

(Luka looks back at the other Zims, with a lot less warmth in his eyes.)

YOU CAN'T EAT COORDINATES. THOSE ARE THE POSITIONS OF YOUR UNIVERSES. OUR OWN PORTAL IS WORKING, YOU ONLY HAVE TO GIVE US THE COORDINATES OF YOUR UNIVERSES FOR US TO SEND YOU BACK.

[screechingobservationnacho]

SeriesZim: blame our GIRs! A gir around It's just going to cause chaos

[ukagaka-zim]

(Luka sighs and turns to L1b.)

YES, THEY ARE. THEY SHOULD BE FAMILIAR ENOUGH WITH THE MULTIVERSE AND HOW PORTALS AND TELEPORTATION ARE WORKING.

(Luka glances at the Zims, very obviously frustrated with them.)

GIRS CAN'T EAT YOUR MEMORIES. UNLESS YOU ARE SO DEFECTIVE YOUR PAK IS UNABLE TO RECORD YOUR MEMORIES ANYMORE?

[screechingobservationnacho]

Gir:...?? Do i...?(eating most metal Stupidly)

SeriesZim: your gir Is literally eating metal right now

[ukagaka-zim]

THIS ISN'T MY GIR. MINE IS WITH THE CHICKEN. THIS ONE ARRIVED WITH YOU. DON'T BLAME YOUR GIRS FOR YOUR OWN DEFECTIVENESS. YOU ARE POOR INVADERS IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE YOUR OWN ROBOTS.

[ambassador-d1b]

He just looks -_- at them.

[fastenwick]

IZ vs OC

Who would win?

D1b Membrane

Kaster Bluewing

Voting ended onDec 25, 2024

Read below for details of their strengths and weaknesses.

D1b Membrane

From the blog @ambassador-d1b

Strength:

Irken PAK legs.

Irken uniform with heat protection

Lazer shield.

Live wire under his control (good for tazing.)

Trained to fight paranormal creatures and aliens.

Can kill.

Weakness:

Regularly forgets to eat and sleep, this affects his fighting most of the time.

A sweetheart, typically will only kill if he has to.

Despite heat protection, he is still flammable.

Can't see shit without his glasses.

Kaster Bluewing

No blog, from a show in the works called Shards of Timore

Strength:

Can shape shift.

Can control and breathe fire.

Covered in hard scales.

Sharp teeth and claws.

When upset, he's hot to the touch.

Completely heat resistant and scratch resistant (even to lasers and PAK weapons.)

Great eyesight, especially in the dark.

Can fly.

Is a literal dragon.

Has a tendency to accidentally kill when he's scared.

Weakness:

Will have a panic attack if he has to kill anything that talks.

His face has no protection, unless he's shape shifted, then his mouth is vulnerable.

Gullible.

Similarities

They're both very sweet but capable of killing.

They both have a mostly blue look, they're both severely traumatized, as well as pain and injury resistant.

They both don't like to kill though. They're gonna end up doing a rock paper scissors instead of fighting, tbh. Otherwise D1b is doomed.

[ambassador-d1b]

OOC reblog

[ukagaka-zim]

hey zim, why do so many people think you and dib would be/are boyfriends? A lot of people think you two would make a good couple, but i honestly don’t see that at all

NOT WITH DIB, HE IS STILL A HUMAN KID, WE WOULD NEVER BE A COUPLE.

HOWEVER, I AM IN A... COUPLE WITH @ambassador-d1b. HE IS MY MATE. HE IS A VERY NICE AND STRONG HUMAN AND HE IS ALWAYS HERE FOR ME.

[ambassador-d1b]

I luve you 🥰🥰🥰😘

[ambassador-d1b]

Hi, I know you.

- @zero-nephilim

Hi?

[ambassador-d1b]

What's your favorite story?

- @id-agent6031

My FAVORITE story? Uhmmmmmmmm.....

Probably gotta be the story of how @ukagaka-zim and I fell in love. And it's LONG.

[id-agent6031]

Can I hear it?

[ambassador-d1b]

Sure! Wait a sec, are you that Kiraq that's been floating around???? 😃😃😃😃

[id-agent6031]

Yeah, I am. Sooooooooo.... story?

[ambassador-d1b]

Right right. So it starts with @zim-exe , he was a virus and trying to kill @tallest-blue-nerd , Miyuki, who I loved a lot and didn't want to die, so I was trying to fight Zim.EXE, aka Zirus, alone. And I was asking for help on the multiverse, one of the people I asked was @ukagaka-zim. He came to help me when Zirus possessed a Zim called Zuri, and all together, we defeated Zirus! Buuuuut it wasn't that easy.

Zirus wasn't doing everything alone, he had someone puppetering him, @tak-e-over . Who is dead now. But Zim and I befriended each other and Zirus, worked together to help Miyuki, and spent recovery time together. He also tagged a long on a meeting I had, and Zirus made a mistake which got the Armada into trouble, and Zim stayed behind to destroy the teleporting device Miyuki had so that the bad guys couldn't hurt anyone else.

Zim got tortured there, but he was okay, and after that, we went on a date, and that about sums it up! ^^

[ambassador-d1b]

What's your favorite story?

- @id-agent6031

My FAVORITE story? Uhmmmmmmmm.....

Probably gotta be the story of how @ukagaka-zim and I fell in love. And it's LONG.

[ambassador-d1b]

You deserve to be bullied

:(

[ambassador-d1b]

Why do you know so much about Kiraq?

I'm an Irken Ambassador for other species in my own universe, I've interacted with Kiraq Agents.

[kneltnotbowed]

I can't say much, just our defining feature is the inability to feel fear.

One side gave their reasons, but it didn't make any sense. They said they destroyed the temple and didn't want it fixed, and I am not allowed to question the side that wanted it fixed.

My condolences.

Not allowed to question? Why?

[ambassador-d1b]

Yeah they claim they can't feel fear, that's weird to me.

[kneltnotbowed]

Why would it be weird? All kinds of aliens experience a different range of emotions than other species do.

[ambassador-d1b]

Oh I know! I'm not saying that they're weird for not having fear or that I don't believe them, I just mean it's weird for me, who has experienced fear, to try to imagine never feeling fear.

[kneltnotbowed]

The smartest people in the galaxy, there's a Kiraq running it too. They're just recording information so that everything in the galaxy is known and discovered.

Thank you? Well there both people asking me not to and people asking me too, so take that as you will.

A Kiraq? Who or what are they? It must be quite a lot, to store an infinite amount of data about an infinite amount of things.

Oh? It was contentious? May I ask why the conflict over it?

[ukagaka-zim]

A KIRAQ IS A SPECIES. THEY ARE FIGHTERS. ONE WAS PART OF THE RESISTY WE FOUGHT.

[ambassador-d1b]

THE ANON IS A KIRAQ??????? OMG OMG AOMF AKSHAKWHDBD KAHE9DUWIHQQISUDHWHHQHAHSJ

[kneltnotbowed]

Huh, good to know. I wonder if they are in your timeline, then.

[ambassador-d1b]

At least a version of then are.

[kneltnotbowed]

The smartest people in the galaxy, there's a Kiraq running it too. They're just recording information so that everything in the galaxy is known and discovered.

Thank you? Well there both people asking me not to and people asking me too, so take that as you will.

A Kiraq? Who or what are they? It must be quite a lot, to store an infinite amount of data about an infinite amount of things.

Oh? It was contentious? May I ask why the conflict over it?

[ukagaka-zim]

A KIRAQ IS A SPECIES. THEY ARE FIGHTERS. ONE WAS PART OF THE RESISTY WE FOUGHT.

[ambassador-d1b]

THE ANON IS A KIRAQ??????? OMG OMG AOMF AKSHAKWHDBD KAHE9DUWIHQQISUDHWHHQHAHSJ

[ambassador-d1b]

I am not a Zim, I'm no one of consequence. Just someone curious about humans.

Oh, okay. Nice to meet you then!

[ambassador-d1b]

That's odd. Well, thank you.

Oh yeah, human question anon thingie, right? You're welcome! Who are you, another Zim?

[ambassador-d1b]

Don't mind the haters, you'll grow into that head eventually.

I didn't see this ask until just now, what was this even about.