"Welcome to the inner workings of my mind"

Anything and everything. Welcome and please enjoy.

[lsleofskye]

Icy blue Icelandic rivers tho 🙌🏻 | mblockk

[bacchino-malato-deactivated2019]

this tweet better than marx

[fuckital33]

[seedling]

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

[slavicschoolgirl]

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Frieda Hull in New York on July 8, 1960

[muertawrites]

next time i feel bad about my belly i’ll remind myself that marilyn monroe, one of the most beautiful women in history, had one too

[toadsandtiels]

Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.

[alsedes]

damn that new dark crystal movie looks real as hell

[amateur]

[anastasias-not-disney]

Reblog to save that one Tupperware that's never been the same after your curry leftovers

[sparkling-lux]

Zazie Beetz photographed for True Botanicals (2019)

[skyakafreckles]

She’s great

[bisexual-zombie-cat]

[peppergoat]

me looking at my check

looking at how much tax was taken out

[bob-belcher]

[issaghettoboy-deactivated202312]

I hate this 😭😭😭😭

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[camaronez]

[manhood]

[doyouandbequiet]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[5luv]

(original tweet)