witchy and bitchy

I'm Amber and I honestly don't know what I'm doing.

[stuckinapril]

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

[girlnephew]

[queenophydea]

Me n the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god

[memorycycle]

while kissing eachother

[cartooncoyote]

So you’re telling me the Crystal Gems saw the twin towers fall and did nothing about it?

[catgirl-kaiju]

Who do you think was flying the planes 🤔

[shiftythrifting]

A hyper-specific mug from Pittsburgh

[cold-butter-warm-toast]

THIS IS ABOUT THE STEELERS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YALL

[pussyong-deactivated20200810]

i open the sims. i close the sims. 

[trashboat]

wow i hate your fucking shoelaces

[trashboat]

happy impeachment everyone

[egberts]

[sexhaver]

(x)

[g-4f-te4-zv6-r-g0-e1il-h-eg-jf2]

oh i saw the original thread and this is something you can allegedly actually get in game! it's not edited, that's the actual original voice actor who does shenanigans on his YouTube channel. instructions:

[hoodiedeer]

[yearningheart]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[calellon]

c

[calellon]

cummunism

[heavyweightheart]

The argument for standing desks (intended to sell them) that humans didn’t “evolve to” sit at a desk all day is so absurd... how is the solution to this standing at a desk all day lol? That’s also awful, and worse or impossible for many people (ask cashiers). What we’re not “evolved to do” is sell 40+ hours a week of our lives to companies who pay us a fraction of the value we create. We’re not evolved to stare at a corporate screen or fake politeness for customers or tear ourselves away from the things & people we actually care about for so many hours a week that we have broken spirits and exhausted bodies even in our “free” time. That onion article about scientists recommending not only standing at your desk but walking right out of the office is both very funny and genuinely accurate (not that scientific institutions are actually recommending it, but the science supports it)

[delirious--mistakes]

okay me

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

tgif stands for trans gender it’s friday

[nevver]

[banzai-jinto]

but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Is this the equivalent of americans wearing poorly-translated Chinese/Japanese t-shirts around the early 2000’s? And can i please have every single shirt up there?

[over-the-linne]

WHO THE FUCK IS JESUS

[copperbadge]

My undergrad alma mater had an exchange program where we had an entire class of Japanese university students spend a year at our school studying in English immersion each year. Which was awesome, they were really cool and they loved to socialize with the American kids. 

One of my best friends had one of the exchange students as her roommate; she was about four foot eleven and maybe ninety pounds, and she had a passion for huge platform boots and shirts with English slogans on them. She explained exactly that – it was cool to wear shirts with English lettering on them, even if you didn’t exactly know what it meant (this was in the late 90s/early 00s).

Her absolute favorite shirt was black with BITCH picked out in enormous rhinestones. She’d worn it three times before I asked her if she knew what it meant, and she said she’d been told it meant “Like a baby dog, the cutest dog? A really cute girl puppy.” 

So I explained to her that it wasn’t quite an accurate translation, and as I elaborated on what it meant, from “female dog” on up to “a name you call a woman you don’t like” and all the reasons you might call someone that, her eyes got wider and wider until finally she yelled “THAT’S BETTER, THAT’S THE BEST! BITCH IS EVEN BETTER THAN CUTE!”

I loved her to bits, she was amazing. 

[sweetskeleton]

just hear those sleigh bells

hurgling

[costumersupportdept]

rurg turg turgaling too