😏

Texas.

[alexdrakes]

“You’re a fucking bitch!“ “Bitch is right. I’m a wolf tonight!”

[thepuppyclub]

I’ll be honest…I don’t want a career. I don’t want to work. I want to be LEFT ALONE and paid for it. 

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[angelictrauma]

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

[emotionalgf-deactivated20190226]

[nylaporp]

Sounds like something I would do

[thefatladysang]

[odadddyoh]

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[bloglikeanegyptian]

@jihaad

[blackgrlsaremagic]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[infinitebollywood]

Salaam-e-ishq meri jaan zara kabool kar lo Tum humse pyaar karne ki zara si bhool kar lo Mera dil bechain hai humsafar ke liye

[egberts]

i seriously cannot believe foldable phones are about to make a comeback. foldable smartphones are being made right now. you can finally end a call with a clat again.

[egberts]

[hymnofvalefor]

finally I can hang my phone up in a dramatic way…again

[w0wls]

The clat will be more dramatic due to the screen shattering

[997]

movie:

me:

[unbotheredmuse]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anxietyproblem]

[hiddendesktopfolder]

[avenue]

brilliant

[parasailin-sarahpalin]

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

[jackalovski]

The chicken doenst even articulate and it’s more convincing as a living entity than 90% of Hollywood movie monsters

[bando--grand-scamyon]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO