Colly Strings

My name is Amberlyn. I'm 22.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[thecolorblockcurator]

Paper Bride, Zeng Chuanxing 

[justsomeantifas]

Them: Donald Trump is actually a really good guy for refusing to take the president’s 400K salary. See he’s really not in it for himself or the money!

Reality: Because Melania and Barron Trump will remain in Manhattan and Donald Trump himself will be staying at Trump Tower as much as possible during his presidency, one floor of Trump Tower may be converted into a round-the-clock command post for the Secret Service. This safety precaution will cost the government roughly $1.5 million per year and the money will be pocketed by Donald Trump’s own company. 

[fiddleabout]

#this is not normal #you fucking nitwits#the president’s salary is to remind them#that they are a PUBLIC SERVANT#that they are paid to do a job not rule as king#that he’s doing this is spitting upon that very ideal#that is fucking baked into the concept of the presidency#you absolute fucking morons

[dimbosama-deactivated20251005]

It’s also literally something Hitler did.

“… it was clear that Hitler had little use for the modest salary of 45,000 Reichsmarks he earned as Reich Chancellor, or for the annual expense allowance of 18,000 Reichsmarks; early in his Chancellorship, therefore, he publicly renounced both salary and allowance in a propagandistic gesture designed to advertise the spirit of selfless dedication in which he ruled the country.” Richard Evans - The Third Reich in Power

[winzip]

[cockyhorror]

I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this

[marmoraskeith]

I heard vine compilations were a thing

[firefliesandacorns]

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

[noella-bella]

@leatardian milk girl

[digg]

WHOM TRYNA FUCK SEXY CGI MR CLEAN

this is already the best superbowl ad, there is no competition

[adulthoodisokay]

WTF

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[trashboat]

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

[a-wandering-minstrel]

yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic

[lawfulgoodness]

I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece.

Some other gems by Tomislac Jagnjic:

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

[kakashi-jpg]

@kingdomheartsddd

[weloveshortvideos]

[shoopsi]

we tried to fight back but they were too strong

[ghostkid]

[piratemalik]

[1000drawings]

by Ruta13

[did-you-know]

[did-you-know]

Pantheism is the belief that the universe and all things within nature are God. Pantheists do not celebrate a distinct personal or anthropomorphic god, but accept all gods into worship because they view God as everything and everyone, and everyone and everything as God. Source

[thelovejournals]

How you love yourself is how you teach others to love you.

Rupi Kaur, Milk & Honey (via thelovejournals)

[did-you-know]

A Michigan man invented a keychain device that lets germaphobes avoid contact with contaminated surfaces. The Kooty Key glows in the dark, can be used to press buttons, and has a hook for carrying shopping bags and opening doors. Source

[did-you-know]

There’s a song that’s been proven to reduce anxiety by 65%. It’s called Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it was specifically designed to slow your heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and lower cortisol levels. It’s so effective that it’s dangerous to drive while listening to it because it can make you drowsy. Source Source 2 Source 3