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❛ I’m going to assume that’s sarcasm. ❜

❛ I’m going to assume that’s sarcasm. ❜

The young blonde let out a fake chuckle, rolling her eyes as she sat on the counter right infront of them. “Congratulations, you have now mastered the art of reading tones.” 

Lilith rolled her eyes, sighing a bit. If only she could admit that part of her was jealous, but she understood that their relationship was mainly a game in which the one who falls head over heels first loses, and she was not about losing. It was better for anyone else to think that she was just a heartless bitch who used everyone for sex, it was always easier. 

“ So are you gonna take her on a date tomorrow or what?” Lilith now asked, wondering what they would say next, and deep inside hoping that they would turn down their encounter in order to hang out with her instead.

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txt - "fuck, i did a bad thing. don't tell lorna!" // TEXT: I will pay you in taco bell // [ text ]: I was wrong. // ‘ two years i ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess, but at peace with it and i’ve found a bunch of great music. ’ // ‘ luke skywalker is relatable because he did a couple days of exercise and was like “actually i’d rather go die in a war.” ’ // marnie + leo bc they have a truce now

txt - “fuck, i did a bad thing. don’t tell lorna!“ 

[TEXT---MARNIE]: What did you do, Marnie?

TEXT: I will pay you in taco bell 

[TEXT---MARNIE] I don’t want taco bell, that’s fucking gross.

[TEXT---MARNIE]You could however pay me by doing my laundry for a week. :)

 [ text ]: I was wrong.  two years i ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess, but at peace with it and i’ve found a bunch of great music. 

[TEXT---MARNIE]: don’t take it to heart but i think your taste in music is a bit overrated and lame.

[TEXT---MARNIE]:  but atleast you’re at peace with yourself.

[txt] luke skywalker is relatable because he did a couple days of exercise and was like “actually i’d rather go die in a war.”

[TEXT---MARNIE]: what’s a luke skywalker?

[TEXT---MARNIE]: i think you just need a bit of motivation, you don’t need the exercise but if you want to be more active you could always come to the gym with me.

[TEXT---MARNIE]:  if you want.

@agcofultron

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[text] At some point, the phrase “I’ve hit rock bottom” became less of a figure of speech and more of the general state of my life. || [text] Fact: You’re adorable. Also fact: You stink at board games. But I love you. || [text] I’m only coming over if you have weed or a snickers bar.

 [text] At some point, the phrase “I’ve hit rock bottom” became less of a figure of speech and more of the general state of my life. 

[ TEXT— The Gin To My Tonic ]: what happened?

[ TEXT— The Gin To My Tonic ]:  wait, do i need to come over with some snacks and wine?

[text] Fact: You’re adorable. Also fact: You stink at board games. But I love you. 

[ TEXT— The Gin To My Tonic ]:  pls, i only lost because i was too distracted.

[ TEXT— The Gin To My Tonic ]: ALSO, it’s not my fault… Monopoly is freaking hard :( but i guess i love you too 

[text] I’m only coming over if you have weed or a snickers bar.

[ TEXT— The Gin To My Tonic ]:  where would i even get weed from???? DO I LOOK LIKE A CLASS A STONER? BECAUSE NO.

[ TEXT— The Gin To My Tonic ]:  since when do you even smoke anyway???

[ TEXT— The Gin To My Tonic ]:  anyways, i don’t have either but i do have ice cream come onnnnnn i really want to show you this thing i did and a picture isn’t sufficient

@lcrnasdane

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Due to the fact that I got bored but also for organization purposes, I may have created a brand new blog which I will post a link to in a bit.

[hithewalls]

a cute as heck confused matthew

[madswrites]

Send ❂ for a like headcanon.

Send ✄ for a favorite movie of my muse’s.

Send ✚ for one of my muse’s prized possessions.

Send ✿ for a happy memory.

Send ♡ for a friendship headcanon.

Send ♬ for a childhood headcanon.

Send ☼ for a dream headcanon.

Send ♧ for a cooking headcanon.

Send ❧ for a food headcanon.

Send ★ for a talent headcanon.

Send ❀ for a crush my muse has had.

Send △ for a sex headcanon.

Send ➷ for a sports headcanon.

Send ♤ for a ‘dislike’ headcanon.

Send ♆ for something my muse hates.

Send ⊗ for a phobia headcanon.

Send ☾ for a sleep headcanon.

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Send ☠ for a death headcanon.

Send ◊ for a headcanon of the mun’s choice.

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*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

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priorish presents:: theme 04.

this is for my ride or die cami over at @rptdrama & y’all should love her down and show her some love. anyway, you’ll have to edit most of this stuff in the html (more specifically for the tabs) & the rest should be easy to navigate. please don’t remove the credit or alter it in any way, don’t change and redistribute or claim as your own & please like/reblog if using!

features: – 400px posts, custom title, hover description, ask tab, navigate tab, multiple colours, show caption, show tags, cover background, favicon image.

images: – sidebar is 270x500px, ask png is 190x200px, nav png is 88x173px, nav image is 160x165px. 

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valryon:

words to use instead of ‘said’

accused, added, addressed, admitted, advised, agreed, announced, answered, approved, argued, asked, assured

babbled, barked, bawled, beamed, began, begged, bellowed, bet, bleated, blurted, boasted, boomed, bragged, broke in, bubbled, bugged

called, cautioned, chatted, chattered, cheered, chided, chimed in, choked, chortled, chorused, chuckled, clucked, coaxed, commanded, commented, complained, concluded, confessed, confided, congratulated, continued, convinced, corrected, coughed, cried, croaked, crowed

dared, deadpanned, decided, declared, demanded, denied, described, doubted, drawled

echoed, ended, exclaimed, explained

finished, fretted

gasped, gibed, giggled, greeted, groaned, growled, grumbled, guessed, gulped, gurgled

hinted, hissed, hypothesized

imitated, implied, informed, inquired, insisted, interjected, interrupted

jeered, jested, joked

laughed, lied, lisped

marveled, mimicked, moaned, mumbled, murmured, mused, muttered

nagged, nodded, noted

objected, observed, offered, ordered

piped, pleaded, pondered, praised, prayed, promised, proposed, protested, put in, puzzled

quavered, queried, questioned, quipped, quoted

ranted, reasoned, reassured, recalled, reckoned, remarked, remembered, reminded, repeated, replied, requested, responded, retorted, roared

sang, sassed, scolded, screamed, shot, shouted, shrieked, shrilled, sighed, smiled, smirked, snapped, snarled, sneered, sneezed, snickered, sniffed, sniffled, snorted, sobbed, spoke, sputtered, squeaked, stammered, started, stated, stormed, stuttered, suggested, surmised

taunted, teased, tempted, tested, theorized, thought, told

urged

vowed

wailed, warned, went on, wept, whimpered, whined, whispered, wondered, worried

yawned, yelled

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