I Came Here Looking for a Fight

Sam. Boston. Teaching. Silliness. Sandwiches.

[noctude]

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

if theres anything you want crushed and ruined just let me know

ill put it in my mangle

[arsnof]

[ilovecats4ever]

welcome to the future

[ilovecats4ever]

[lastoneout]

It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.

[lastoneout]

"I think rich people should have more money at the expense of a healthcare program millions of disabled people rely on" is not a coherent political belief it's the kind of thing the villian in a kids movie says. Gonna tell me you want to skin puppies to make a coat next?

[lastoneout]

I think if you say out loud you think billionaires need more money and we should kill disabled people to make it happen then every person in a 5ft radius should be legally obligated to punch you as hard as they can.

[lastoneout]

I said what I said.

[my-midlife-crisis]

[freakonaleashgurl5]

And fuck you if you support him!

[arkham]

"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class

[morlock-holmes]

Also, I am just going to say it:

If your CEO is so inconsequential to the success of your company that he can be gunned down in the street like a dog and it has absolutely no impact on your company whatsoever, maybe he doesn't actually need to be paid several hundred times as much as your median employee.

Maybe you could get away with, like, ten to fifteen times and spend the extra tens of millions of dollars you save on something else.

Just thinking out loud.

[rpfwasfine]

this is so amazing

[unpretty]

woke up and immediately checked the news to make sure they hadn't caught him

[unpretty]

[2mo3cm-man]

[jingerpi]

popular YouTube channels are great and informative until they make a video about a topic you're informed on and then the house of cards comes crashing down as you realize how utterly wrong they are about most things

[yurimartyr]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[tanadrin]

people who for very silly reasons want to market prepared food products without preservatives in them who then discover why we started putting preservatives in prepared food products in the first place (because without a preservation method food quickly grows stale, and frequently also moldy or downright toxic) is a consistently good bit. like people really seem to think we put Evil Chemicals in food on purpose for no reason.

[lizardsfromspace]

2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

[cardamomkutti]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

God the pink panther theme is so slay. Badum. Badum. Badum badum BADUM badum baduuuuuum. Ba dadada duuuum.