all i ever wanted was the world

amber rose. 25 year old aspiring actress just bidding my time until i can get out of this town.

[jacksonrose]

Okay, I know I say this a lot, but I'm telling you, there is something absolutely massive nesting out in the woods. Found these broken branches that no normal deer or bear could've touched unless they skipped leg day and went straight for arms. Anyone free to hike out there and see if we can track it?

[ambersrose]

No. Absolutely not. Honestly, bro? Even on the super tiny, miniscule chance that your fave big, hairy man actually exists somewhere out there in the woods, I'm convinced that he's probably scared of you at this point and is probs avoiding you at all costs.

[ambersrose]

[charlierhodes]

I’m torn too because I love summer but the second I step outside I feel like I’m melting. The sweat is NOT cute!! But the shopping?? The sundresses, the cute sandals, the swimsuits?? I’m so in. We need a full summer glow-up day. I’ve been eyeing this pastel yellow sundress that would look so good on you. We can try on a million things, get iced coffee, and make a whole thing out of it.

[ambersrose]

SO not cute, oh my God!! See, this is exactly why I love you, Char! You always come totally prepared with a plan. It is absolutely a date! Besides, I may or may not have a cute little sky blue number I saw the other day that I haven't been able to stop thinking you would look absolutely fab in since.

[maeveflynnabrams]

I've never been a big summer person, too much of a goth, I think. But I probably need to get a new wardrobe, cos I definitely do not have enough summer clothes.

[ambersrose]

Hey, I'm never gonna argue against keeping to your aesthetic! You should come with then! Do you still tend towards darker clothes? Because, even if you do, we can totally still work with that and find some cute options for you!

[lucyquinnfabs]

Oh I can’t wait for summer! I miss the sun and heat so much, I constantly spent my summers in California and the south during my years of traveling! I’m always down to do some summer shopping. I really need to build up my wardrobe!

[ambersrose]

Happy for you, girl! Definitely not really for me, but summer isn't so bad if I have a fan on hand to cool myself down with and, ideally, a pool close enough nearby that I can slip into. Yes! You're totally invited then. Don't know when exactly, but I'll keep you posted!

[stellaschue]

Least favorite time of the year, blech. Not just because my schedule fills up with kids on vacation from school, but also because I sunburn in minutes. Plus you can always put more clothes on if you're cold, but it's just not socially acceptable to take more clothes off when it's sweltering, ugh.

I support cute summer sundresses, though. I'd probably be a mediocre shopping buddy, but I can cheer on any ootd posts when you model your haul!

[ambersrose]

Ugh, I know. Does sunscreen not help you at all, though? Because that sounds like the worst and I totally do not blame you for hating summer even more in that case. Ugh, you're so right. Just another reason it can't be stated enough how much tougher us ladies have it.

Aw, thank you! You'll be missed on the shopping trip, but trust that your likes on my posts are much appreciated, Stel!

[ambersrose]

Anybody else dreading summer a little bit? Don't get me wrong! Love the sunshine and all that, but I can never get fully into it because I hate being sweaty and gross so much. However, one thing I do love about summer? The chance to go summer shopping! Cute new sun dresses, sunglasses, bathing suits... all of that. So! Anybody want to join me in prepping for summer with some shopping? Let a girl know!

[ambersrose]

Thrill - what is one thing you’re looking forward to?

I mean, how can I only pick one thing? There's so many! I guess if I had to pick one thing actually coming up soon, though, my birthday is quickly approaching! So, you know, hint hint nudge nudge to my friends and family that you have about two months and a few weeks to start thinking up a good present for me! Totally no pressure, though! On top of that, there's obvs the future goals of finding an actually good guy to be with that won't ghost me or fizzle out and also having my big breakout role in a movie, but you know, I'll admit that even if I'm confident those things are coming eventually, I can't really know when.

[mackfabray]

I have this more with possible friendships than with like possible relationships, but I definitely get the general vibes of it.

[ambersrose]

That totally counts, though! I definitely think friendships are just as important as romance if not more, so it's still a big bummer when you get distant from friends too.

[hadleyberry]

An almost something! Yes, those can be just as heartbreaking as an unrequited crush or even an actual break up! I've definitely had a couple of those and I totally get the whole reminiscing on it! I also do the same with old friendships, like people I used to be really close with in school but then either high school pulled us separate ways or for high school friends it was college that drifted us apart, and so on. And once in awhile you just catch yourself thinking like, "I wonder what they're up to now." It stinks how life can sometimes just cause those drifts, whether it's a past friendship or an almost something. And hey, bare minimum or not, I think anyone would swoon if they got kissed on the top of the ferris wheel.

[ambersrose]

See, you get it! Even with like actual ex-boyfriends, it's a hard pill to swallow too when it ends but you don't really get any solid answers to why. I don't think I really realized how important getting closure and all that actually is until I had an ex like that. And right??? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm a romance girlie, so obviously all of those things do it for me, but still! I think even people that aren't like that have to feel a little moved if someone goes out of their way to create a romantic moment like that for you.

[ambersrose]

Is it just me or does anyone else have those moments where you, like, mourn the relationships you didn't get to have? Okay, maybe not 'mourn', that sounds super overdramatic, but you get what I mean! Not your exes and people you actually dated, but the people you got close to and flirted a lot with and, for some reason or another, it just kinda fizzled out? That's literally me every time summer starts getting closer ever since a few years back this guy took me out to an amusement park for a date and then we literally kissed at the top of Ferris wheel like we were in a romcom! Not gonna lie, it's stuck with me and I just can't help thinking about it about this time. And, yeah, I know bare minimum since any guy could probably think that idea up on a date at an amusement park, but still!

[gabrielcohen-chang]

Honestly, I actually let the employee working that shift decide what to do with it while I pretended to have an “inventory emergency.” But don’t worry—I’ll make sure to hit you up next time I stumble across some surprise cash in a game case.

[ambersrose]

You better! I know I'm not being very charitable taking it for myself, but like... their bad hiding spot for money is on them, not me. Also, "inventory emergency"? Really? Is that the excuse you used to let some other guy probs pocket it instead?

[lottiexevans]

I was at the store picking up some weekend essentials, and I saw a girl sprint to the other side of the car, climb in and buckle herself up, laughing maniacally the whole time, all the while her guy was just nonchalantly walking towards the car, shaking his head the whole time. When he got close enough, I could hear him saying "Nope, absolutely not". I thought he wanted to be a passenger princess or something, but nope. He opened the door, unbuckled her, full on made her get out, shut the door, and then opened it and held open the door for her to get in. I don't know if I've ever seen anyone take being a gentleman quite that seriously.

[ambersrose]

Awww, cute!!! I mean, I guess I can see how that could be a little bit extra and, if I wasn't used to it, it would probs make me lift an eyebrow, can't lie. But! All that being said, though, it's still sweet and I can't fault a guy that's trying to keep chivalry alive too much as long as he doesn't take it too far. From the way you're describing it, though, it almost sounds like this is a normal cute thing they do in their relationship, so I'm not seeing any red flags just yet!

[gabrielcohen-chang]

I just had someone trade in a bunch of games, and just gotta say... if you're going to hide your secret stash of cash inside a game case, remember which one it is before you trade it in? Found a 50 in a copy of Nintendogs today. I've found a lot of things in game cases, but never money. That was new.

[ambersrose]

Wait, so... did you keep it? Because, like, sucks for them and everything, but in my humble opinion, they clearly didn't care enough to remember it anyway, so it's fair game! And, if you didn't, I'll take it! A 50 might not be much, but every little bit counts when it comes to growing my fund for eventually moving away to be an actress full time!

[ambersrose]

[jacksonrose]

Okay, first of all, wow. The disrespect. I offer you an exclusive invite to what will inevitably become the most iconic cryptid documentary of our generation, and you call it a waste of a night? Second of all, I wasn’t going to borrow the tiara. I was going to request its temporary involvement as a high-profile consultant in a field investigation.

But fine, be lame.

[ambersrose]

See, there you go! At least you're making it sound way more appealing now since you're using way better phrases. It's still a no for me, but you know, gold star for effort!

Anyway, shouldn't you be asking your future husband instead? I'm pretty sure he, for some reason, actually likes your weird thing for sasquatches. Maybe even finds it endearing??? Which is so bizarre, for the record, but I guess this is proof there's truly someone out there for everyone!

[ambersrose]