Can someone tell me why gym bros think it's even remotely okay to come over and hit on me while they're sweaty, gross, and musty? Like, I get it, I'm hot and I'm usually not doing much but tapping away on my phone at my receptionist desk. Go ahead, shoot your shot! But come on, dude, at least have the decency to wait until you don't stink to do it. It's not just me, right? Literally nobody likes that. I mean, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong and you actually like the sweat. I promise I'll try my best to only judge you a little.
You are definitely not wrong, that is absolutely vile. Please do not tell me someone's left a sweat print, because I will genuinely gag. There is a massive difference between "post-workout glow" and "biohazard," and someone needs to print that out and tape it to the front desk. OMG, no. You know what you should do? Just start rating their pickup lines on a scale of one to ten right to their faces. I bet the second you whip out a clipboard and tell a guy his alpha-male pheromones are scoring a solid two, the problem will solve itself pretty quickly.
